Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Classic been there, done that
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Hard pass
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Help
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
You freak!
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Mean girls
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Dcvictorious 0
I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.
allmidnighteyes 11
That only means she works there!
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allmidnighteyes 11
That only means she works there!
Reyo 2
That's why I have such numbers saved in my phone already. It'll automatically come up that it exists already, I'll note that it's a fake number, and call her out on it. They get so embarassed when you do that.
alicexox 0
I'm pretty sure it would be more embarrassing for you.. "Wait, this is a fake number!" "Why yes it is, now i hope you got the message that i don't want to give you my number since i find you ugly/boring/a freak" hahaha :)
hello1324 0
hahahahahaha so u get rejected often?
MagicMeds 0
Obviously! He even has a backup plan for if it's a fake number that he doesn't know, I'd expect ;D
Reyo 2
Hey, better safe than sorry. It happens 90% of the time, but if you can't take rejection, then you're not fit for the real world. And I've only had the whole "Yes, it's a fake number, now you get the message that I..." thing once. Normally, when a girl gives you a fake number, it's under the impression that you'll take it and go home, where the rejection happens while she's not there, thus making it painless to her. That plan is broken when you say "Bish! This is a fake number!"
omghehehe 0
LOL :D Such optimism! I like that! If that's not true, you don't want her anyway. Next!
starberries 0
57, it is incredibly sad that this happens to you so frequently.
WTF_its_emmy 0
ohde dats crazy
dallasFAN 0
YDI for being emo.
ecuadorfmylife 0
hahahaha
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Just because u ASSUME the OP is emo doesnt mean he is, not ALL emos are suicidal, plus most of the time it's not emos who commit suicide, god people think emos drop like flies when it comes to suicide -_-
Cherryripe25 5
That's actually a bit offensive.
anonymous100000 17
the fact that she gave him a suicide hotline number DOES NOT mean that he's suicidal. I have a couple friends who have given creepy guys who ask for their numbers the suicide hotline number just because they didn't want to give the guy their number. they've also given guys the line to Hogwarts. point is, don't make dumb assumptions.
bassfisher100 23
**** you and your assuming bullshit
TheGamingGamer 28
Dat profile pic tho.
Dooms_day 5
haha woah holy shit thats some rejection
dudeitsdanny 10
I would have given them the rejection hotline, then told them that if that didn't work to call the other number-- The suicide hotline =D
K410 18
Only because women can be heartless and cruel more so than any guy. It's disgusting how stuck up and insensitive they act.
Dcvictorious 0
I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.
satan178 0
Um, Suicide help line? I think this is made up. wouldn't the suicide help line have a far more different number than a regular cellphone/home phone number? like a 1800 or 1900 ? If not than......Damn you got owned lol.
rebash09 0
some are 800 numbers, but there are also local ones that have normal area codes. but, OP if the girl you like had memorized the # to the suicide help hotline I think its time for a new girl.
Duckasaurus 0
Actually the numbers usually spell out SUICIDE. 1-800-SUICIDE yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
storm777 0
this shows she rejects guys alot if she memorized the #
alleyes 0
that just shows that she does pay attention to you
Witchcraft_fml 5
Turn it into the phonesex hotline! "Mmm, baby. Yeah, your voice is so hot. Speak slower...slower...now speak faster. Enunciate, enunciate!"
Dcvictorious 0
Brighten up the operator's day- could even be your girl on the phone Op ;)
nokillnobeepbeep 0
BOW CHIKA WOW WOW! "That is right baby, use your tongue! Roll the r like you mean it!"
Witchcraft_fml 5
XD "Oh, baby! Take my bra off with your mouth, and emphasise it nice and sexily!"
TenebrificTurtle 0
Do I want someone to assist me, yes! Do I feel like shooting myself... i feel like shooting you, with my big depressed man penis.
sp3nZ3r 1
I like how you all know what they say.
toink 0
So they help you commit suicide?
MrMcKeigue 0
Ooh, ouch.