Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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WhyworldWhy 0
I wouldve told her, "Well maybe if asses could keep their assuming mouths shut us young looking 25 year old mothers could live in peace."
ynp092883 0
That should pay off when you're 40
nikaikilam 0
sounds like a compliment to me
tisiphone_fml 0
You'll look like you're 30 when you're 40.
Kumako_fml 0
well thats pretty ****** up. i mean really who would have the gaul to say that to someone in the first place. i mean even if you were 16 what if you were raped? god that woulda made her feel like a bitch. exact words id say: "Well thank you for your advice ill be sure to keep that in mind the next time I'm being raped and impregnated." jesus some people are such assholes.
terriibabiiix23 0
wow, that women is a BITCH. how dare she say that too you ! if someone said that to me, i would really offended, like NO joke. some people are just plain RUDE.
frivolous 0
That's when you very calmly say, "I'm 25." Followed by, "Oh, and BITCH IF YOU DON'T SAY YO SORRY IMMA DEEPTHROAT YO ASS WITH AN AK-47!"
zolltf 4
haha this made me lol so hard
why_me_why_today 3
hey take it as a compliment. you're 25 and look like you're 16
soeffineffed 0
I would have responded, "And if you could learn to keep your mouth shut you wouldn't have just made a total ass of yourself." But that's just me.
sucksbeingme 0
i would have slapped her