Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
VintageSocks 0
ooerr you must look young!! :)
Swampeh 0
atleast you still got your looks xP
usuckkkkk 0
dumbass OP why dont u TELL HER u are 25 and make it awkward for HER. its not that ******* hard ydi for being stupid as ****.
ChoclateDimondz 0
That's kind of a compliment.
ghost010 6
Take it as a compliment, and she does have a point, not to you, but to all those underage girls out there that need to keep their legs closed and just say no, seriously, it's disgusting seeing all these teenage moms. Don't make kids suffer because of your poor decisions, or your 'accidents.'
xNephilim 19
Way to be a judgemental idiot. I've heard of sixteen year olds who're better moms than some 30 year olds. There's this one girl in my county somewhere who got pregnant at 16. She's already looking for a job in order to support herself and her child and won't even think about burdening her parents with it unless she really has to. Also, it's the 21st century, for fudge's sake. Teenagers have sex. Get over it. And sometimes birth control FAILS. Another thing that could've happened was rape. I bet you'd just LOVE to be called a **** after having someone forcing themselves on you. Sure, some girls are dumb enough not to use birth control, but think of the other cases. You don't know people's situation unless you KNOW them, so don't go around judging them.
liammonkey 0
What an old hag! its none of her buisness!
isthisanfml 0
but are you married?
YouHaveFailed 0
OP thats probably a compliment, so dont worry. U shouldve said "My sex life is my business, you old hag!"
Stand_Up 0
Well, damn, umm it's an insult cause of the closed leg thing, but a compliment cause if I was 25 lookin like I'm 16, I'd be happy as hell not saying, FML. I must say, lucky bitchhhh (:
vvvvvsss 0
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Ever123 0
How?