Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, at my work in a call centre, a man called up on a very quiet line to report a car accident on his father's behalf because his father was deaf. I asked him to ask his dad if he was OK after the accident. I'd misheard him and he had said "dead", not "deaf". He started crying. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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Top comments
Jessaly_fml 0
...were you high?
21yearoldvirgin 0
wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.
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Comments (324)
21yearoldvirgin 0
wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.
ryguy997 0
so what I'm sorry for who got into the accident unless they were drunk.
azn_pridee69 0
LOL this fml made me laff. not bout the accident tho :(
breenarae25 0
lolcakes
qwerty8788 4
hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide...
Cjw1220 0
Yo husband, cause they rapin er're body out here
DaRito 25
How is this not a YDI? OP should know what he says.
ThatOnePolarBear 13
"Next time silent smarter... but with sound!"
EvilTonyBlair 0
That sucks but it's kinda funny.
sebster5858 0
lmao 306
1357908642 4
Fail... You aren't first...
extrasnipes 22
was it like a black and white movie to? but with color.
ClassyJJZ 9
You're pretty damn special, aren't you?
Jessaly_fml 0
...were you high?
Aelaena 6
LMFAO and #2 fails
austinelement95 0
Lol thats awesome
oliviaaaaaaaa 0
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahaaha. i think i love you
AaronRivera 0
LOL. Don't worry though it'll be forgotten in a few months or end up on Youtube.
condom101 0
it's a fake FML never actually happened
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
AHAHAHAHAHA
redbluegreen 41
A silent movie, but with sound. You're special. Hahaha.
teentee401 37
Better than a black and white movie with color
NeoCarmik 9
Was there classical music the whole time?
thealphabrailie 0
Camera shy perhaps? Definitely FYL though