Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible ****. Hang up and ******* drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so ******* remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.
roe010992 10
Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.
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Comments (141)
bigbadtim 7
Congrats, you were able to lose 180 pounds! Talk about a crash diet.
Cinn_fml 23
You idiot. You broke the law (twice), and you're complaining? The law is the law, if you are going to break it, don't whine when you get caught. Also, why the frick are you on your phone whilst driving anyway? And don't give me that crap about how you know what you're doing because you've done it many times before, it's dangerous. YDI, you deserve this so utterly I don't think it's possible for you to comprehend how much you deserve it.
my2centsworth 15
Is Cinn channeling someone else? Perdix or Pedantik, maybe? I'd mention DocBastard, but we already heard from him.
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, Cinn is channelling someone else, she has gained psychic powers and as such has a wider range of abilities and emotions to add to her mostly logical arsenal.
my2centsworth 15
I take it this must be a subject you take to heart?
Cinn_fml 23
I don't see why people think it's a good idea to use a phone whilst driving, I know about too many accidents from back home which were due to people driving on their phone, it's just stupid and not worth the risk.
KierNet 0
I'm guessing it was a total of £120 not just for the phone? Its a £60 fine and three points for using your phone while driving. Serves you right!
peabody89 0
ur a dumbass
pfcstuck 2
YDI for parking illegally and for being in a country where driving while on the phone is illegal.
KylesGirl52 0
I thought it was only illegal to text and drive?
greenlantern27 6
No, in Britain it's illegal to talk on the phone while driving as well.
secretlyvictoria 1
It's illegal in California as well. Not that it makes Californians much better drivers... Kidding ;)
Schiffy 18
YDI for driving with your phone, but those are still a couple of overpriced tickets. In USD, that's about $209.21
Djosef_fml 0
In my opinion, if that dangerous driver can still own a car, the ticket was not expensive enough.
nahbayccb 0
skorpien 1
So rather than calling to bitch about your ticket when you noticed it on your windshield, you wait until you're in your car and on the road to make the call? You stupid, ignorant, sorry excuse for a human. The world is oversaturated with the likes of you. Pull your head out of your ass and smarten up. Or if you won't, at least have the decency to not reproduce and plague the world with more like you.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I know someone who was run over and killed by a distracted driver. You deserve it.