Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
littlexlion 4
You weren't paying attention? That would be totally awesome if you did start paying attention on the road, or stop driving until you do.
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Comments (106)
CrimsonWolf1294 0
yeah that sucks. you should pay more attention.
shadowsbane 0
Srsly, he's going to get himself in a wreck if he's really taking that much attention away from his driving. YDI OP
nyrangers1022 6
wonder if its against the law in ur state to talk on phone and drive.....well ur an idiot for not payin 100% attention to the road
ell_oh_ell 0
guess one just isn't enough for you :P
imright24 0
#19, first, nobody said anything about spelling. Secondly, it wouldn't be about the spelling as much as it would be about being an idiot. Being an idiot is no way to get a girl, stupid fuckwad.
quent10 0
it's funny because
rohosoccer08 1
if you can't talk on the phone and still pay attention to the road, don't do it!
CrimsonWolf1294 0
19, WTF?
CrimsonWolf1294 0
oops. I shouldn't be feeding trolls.
robertdr 0
this is a repeat from the same person
mfmylifesrsly 30
29 I still want your babeh
KiddNYC1O 22
Do you expect sympathy for speeding and talking on the phone while DRIVING? haha YDI
ell_oh_ell 0
ur probably not even a ****** smartass
dudenextdoor 0
44 how about we just make a baby of our own
KiddNYC1O 22
lol ^
Spelit 0
Haha! This is too funny... YDI x 10. Haha you shouldn't even be answering a call when you're driving.
JillianlikesVogu 0
YDI for getting a ticket the first time and not being a woman. Only women get tickets.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#60 - No need to be sexist.
KiddNYC1O 22
most, if not all, road encounters I've had were with women and I must say they might as well wear diapers and suck on a pacifier. pretty crazy. the other day I was cut off by an suv in my Mazda 6 and was almost sandwiched between it and the concrete divider in the highway. I had to turn away a little bit, depress my horn and floor the brakes almost hitting the divider anyways! when I pulled up by the driver, she was all nonchalant about it. I nodded my head in disgust the whole way home loll. and no I'm not sexist, I find humor in this with all the women I know
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL sorry 50, im taken :P and yeah, my boyfriend almost gets in a lot of wrecks cause women arnt paying attention. im a woman, and i admit, some of us suck as drivers. even i suck XD
Busterfml 0
$640 for not getting into an accident? I would say MLIG for that. Can you imagine if you hit some kid on a bike cause you were speeding? Count yourself blessed and pay that fine with a smile in your heart!
KiddNYC1O 22
78- haha I bet. and you gotta admit, that was a hell of an offer by 50. lol
handhugsftw 0
haha 84, I read the first part of the post and I was like "stupid asshole" :) very convincing! :D
Brittneyyyy 7
YDI for getting caught.
rohosoccer08 1
84, I can drive, and I have never been in a wreck and know plenty about cars, you can't categorize all women into one category we aren't all the same!
KiddNYC1O 22
damn 92 it seems as if 84 took up more space than you can handle lol. it says jk at bottom
zZsleeperrZz 0
84. you almost has me there...
rohosoccer08 1
haha wow yeah I'm tired sorry I take it back lol my bad
boydeee01 7
I hope the judge laughs at you about your second ticket.
KarateDuck 0
I hope you suck. lol jk :3
syddyb 0
it's not illegal to drive while on the phone here. Atleast not yet anyway. :)
the_flirtt 0
wow I'm surprised he didn't give you a brake
yourbarbiiedoll 0
I'm like "wdf??!?" But then i read the jk , lmaooooo but seriously, i was on the sidewalk, and something told me to walk a different direction so when i turned and walked a little, a woman crashed right where i was standing -.- and then she didn't even say sorry to an old guy who was there, she was just arguing about why he was standing there. lmao smh
the_flirtt 0
wow that's a funny story
twinny_sc 13
YDI for being on the phone and driving. Jackass
Trupe 3
I wonder if the cop was laughing cause you expected him to believe you, or just laughing at your situation.
iphonejunky 0
YDI OP!! You'd have to be going a LOT faster than the speed limit to get a $300 ticket! Stop being so irresponsible.
StupidChris123 0
bloody idiot. who answers their phone in the car?
quent10 0
44 is a pedo hide your babies!
fendr 0
i would have laughed too
atticuz 2
SHOULD HAVE USED ALLSTATE
samantha987 0
YDI you seem to be blaming everyone but yourself
ladybubah 0
and write all that just to say that you were kidding ?Tonto!
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
dnt tlk on the phone duh!!
AshDramatiicsxz 2
YEAH , U SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION !
fatguy805 0
you deserve this so much hahaha
Rawr1918 4
Fail
Pary_Poo 0
Wow!! Just your luck.
thisisbutaname 38
Luck plays no part here. Bad things happen to him because he's a dumbass
jadeasian 0
geez that sucks
linebacker42 0
*****
Macromartyr 3
What's funny, and I just noticed this and had to comment about, these "comment moderated" comments are more pointless than "first"
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^You realize the author of that comment did not write •Comment moderated", yeah?
Granddragon 0
haha, wow....
illmatic2 16
Comment modderated.
InfiltratedMind 0
would have been funny except the spelling error makes it look fake.
Brittney_E 0
lol, just what i was going to say
down3r 0
Fail
PhillyFox 0
YDI. If you can't multitask, don't do it while driving! Plus you shouldn't be on your phone while driving anyway.
mlleangelique 3
... Usually I find FML audiences excessively harsh on blaming people, so I'm a little weirded out that - assuming this holds, it's early days yet - people aren't YDIing this one hard. Srsly, talking on the phone whilst driving at a speed fast enough to get a ticket, and not paying attention? What a fucknugget. [Edit: she says, just as the YDIs overtake the previously-hugely-outnumbered FYLs.]
mistakenGrace 9
YDIing this one hard xD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
11: OP's a Masshole. The FYL option shouldn't even exist on this one.
russwee 0
YDI for being retarded and not paying attention I hope they take your license away