Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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Top comments
hellokat1 0
What are you, 5 years old?
Doortje 30
**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.
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Comments (87)
hellokat1 0
What are you, 5 years old?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well good job, now he thinks you're a man!! smh
redbluegreen 41
If the OP were five years old, this would be among the least of her troubles.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
hey i admire a girl that can pee standing up, that shit takes practice.
TehPiGuy 0
who are you, Scott pilgrim? XD
clockworkangel 0
^I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO.
guilio_2008 0
32-no where in the post did the OP say what their gender was....
harrypotterrfan1 0
obv it's a girl
SquaredRectangle 0
Naw its more like, "What are you? A woman after giving birth?"
didijustdie 0
#61: It isn't a girl? He must've just messed up on picking the gender symbol. -_-
Somedood117 0
haha
FMLandurstoo 9
YDI for selling ******** in the boys bathroom
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
Grow up, she was nervous. It can happen to anyone maybe it happened before to someone your related. Who knows.
happle 21
I can understand her being nervous, but I don't understand how she manages to screw up that badly. O.o
KylesGirl52 0
Way to go!! He now probably thinks you are a man. congrats. :)
TalkSick 2
Time for some docking?
Doortje 30
**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.
NextBigThing5044 0
wow. I wonder what happened after that.
atomicJ 0
bad timing. next time take him with you :D
honeybunches88 5
Did he follow you?
palltaru 0
Right on space dude^^
InnocentLies 0
Gosh...just say you liked him and that you were nervous, surprised,etc. He'll either think what you did was cute OR Like others said a man. GL.(:
InnocentLies 0
**think your a man** Typed to fast. >_<
Doortje 30
Still typed too fast.
InnocentLies 0
**He'll think your a man** Gosh. :( !
FYLDeep 26
Why'd you **** up so badly. Were you nervous or surprised?
SeaChicken 0
Are you talking about the OP or miss I **** Up When I Try To Type?
crowbar_2010 2
you needs a sammich,14.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
cute!
eternalsunlight 5
I agree that is cute! If she came out and accepted then it will be something they will look back at and laugh about.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
Exactly! She should turn the negative into a positive :)