Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible ****. Hang up and ******* drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so ******* remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.
roe010992 10
Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.
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Comments (141)
caviar_fml 2
you totally deserved it
hhbett53 0
You did desrve it, but I understand your frustration.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Unluckyyyy
that_is_Nathy 9
I'd rather say stupid then unlucky. He/she/it gets a ticket and the next best thing he/she/it can think of is having a phone call while driving? OP? Really..come on...you're a dumbass
ericownz101 0
ydi for being british
LeedsFML 0
You deserve a good kicking... for being a thick, useless Yank :) And....where does it say that OP is British? 21st Century Britain, is anything but British. Don't ya watch the news, whilst tucking into a rather large bag of "chips" ??
ThePwnapple 0
It obviously says UK, and they're being fined in euros. Obviously OP is British.
ohthebloodygore 16
55, since when is £ euros? € is euros. The UK uses the British currency. Unless it's changed within the last 3 months I haven't been there.
ThePwnapple 0
How am I supposed to know, I'm not British.
ohthebloodygore 16
57, if you don't know, then don't go around giving incorrect information. I know American currency and I'm not American nor have I been there.
Cinn_fml 23
Not every country in Europe uses the Euro, more do keep changing to it, but as of yet there are still other currencies within the continent. Besides, just because you're not from the UK doesn't mean that you can't know anything about it. Or more specifically the difference between £ and €.
that_is_Nathy 9
I'm also not British, and I know....
lizzieislovely 11
Nope, we still use Pounds here!
auzzrage 1
not British and knee they used pounds it's not that hard
jmrtheman 3
he didn't deserve it! that bullshit
emi3611 0
he does deserve it!! 1.) you could've just took the ticket and be a man and suck it up and 2.) talking on the phone and driving at the same time is dangerous. people lose lives because of that. so next time suck it up!
pattheaninal 9
quit your bitchin and get back in the kitchen.
UnderstoodCat 0
In fact this is what the FML
davidisgay 0
damn that realllllyyyyyyy sucks I'm sowey
juliahockey 0
sowey? what are we, four?
chasrinvader 0
obviously he is 3.
tamie306 5
she not he
ohmygaaawsh29 0
haha win 39
deannoz 0
40, that was arrogant and homophobic . = o =
Sugarcannon 0
91, How was 40's comment homophobic? He was simply telling them that Davidisgay was female.
DenisV95 2
Why are there so many trolls --'
x_Cupcakes 0
YDI for breaking the law.
vodkaandpillows 1
twice
MrBoredGuy 1
yeah OP should of at least pulled over to call someone and dude, you must pick up a lot of girls being anorexic
Tgyr34 0
ydi for being british
davidjr_saldana 0
ydi for not following the rules of the road
Faleni 4
agree with 1! like really why would you go and talk on the phone right after you got a ticket?
pman590 8
you just made me really happy that I didn't have to write all that out
Faleni 4
hahaha your welcomee
Djosef_fml 0
I bet OP used his phone to text this FML on his way home right after the ticket for talking on the phone.
roe010992 10
Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.
ThePwnapple 0
lol
docscientist 10
Eh, some idiots that forget they're driving while on the phone are ones who shouldn't be driving in the first place. If it's not phones, they'll find something else to be completely distracted by. Sorry about your friend, that's the worst.
Djosef_fml 0
I'll never forget the dumass on his phone who rear-ended another car at a red light. Some people should be striped from their privilege to drive for a couple of years to grow some maturity and common sense.
dudehaha 4
idiot!
three3_fml 2
Do want all the people here to donate a dollar to help you pay your ticket ? Wake up it's not going to happend, stop breaking the law.
sooobe 3
lesson learned?
zargon 1
I hope you didn't come here expecting sympathy for such an obvious YDI....