Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
Rhegium 0
Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.
CodingSquirrel 3
Today, I got caught parking illegally, FML. YDI.
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Comments (50)
Immersion 0
facepalm :L
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lesson learned. dont help people
charleycake 0
LESBIANS!!!
EffinAhole 0
^ what?
brutuka 2
A thousan suns?
Fortuitous 0
One good deed deserves a ******* bitch slap to the ****/penis.
Bobissmall 13
Parking in the right place isn't a good dead though :P
Fortuitous 0
*mega facepalm* Good DEAD? What in the name of the holy Christ that never once had intercourse is a good DEAD? Motherfucking wolf balls, what has this world come to? Somebody help me!
DocBastard 40
*writes Fortuitous a prescription for Xanax, Ativan, and Absolut*
11colio11 4
omg relax! a typo on the Internet! oh dear god! /sarcasm
BDTM 0
#27 so you didn't want him to relax?
Doortje 30
So much for good deeds huh?
77taylah33 0
Ouch but he/she is your friend so you can have time together and you do anything for your friends
Rhegium 0
Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.
skatingalyy 0
wow that sucks.
polofan15 0
make her pay u half
emilisaurus_rawr 0
that would make sense :3
opinionatedhuman 13
No it doesn't, he got the 55 dollar ticket for not paying the 10 dollars to park, why he would get out of his car knowing that makes him an idiot
foxre28 0
this is why you either 1. make sure the meter has enough time 2. make sure your not in a no parking zone. ydi.
wizard_skeleton 2
You know, parking restrictions are usually displayed on those things called signs. Maybe you should learn to read. Don't lie, you know you had someone else type and submit this for you.
Amelia Wood 7
What a horrible comment!
CodingSquirrel 3
Today, I got caught parking illegally, FML. YDI.