Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible ****. Hang up and ******* drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so ******* remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.
roe010992 10
Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.
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Comments (141)
wtfimnotgay 0
wait, 120 pounds? is that alot?
satanstolemysock 11
£120 is about $250
Jonkbaby 23
it's about the weight of my 5 year old
kindlystfupls 0
ydi. have fun paying $180!
kindlystfupls 0
sorry my bad £180 or $290 USD. sucka!! lol
theforcethatdriv 0
wow really u didn't learn after the first ticket hello common f***** sense
ulicksam 0
YDI for being one of those idiots that thinks rules apply to everyone but you. Stay off the damn phone when you're driving, moron.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I read. Stay off the road, OP. Stay off the telephone, too. I know I wouldn't want to hear you moaning about a parking ticket if I were your friend. There are consequences to your actions and you got off easy.
fluffy118 0
Hope you don't plan on telling that story often... it's not going to get you sympathy, just makes you sound not too bright.
MradamLulz 0
Your poor friend, I mean who calls their friend up to complain about a parking ticket?
CombatBarnie 0
Ydi. I hate people who talk on the phone when they're driving.
RedPillSucks 33
So who did you call to complain about your ticket for talking on your phone? Oh yeah...., The entire internet.... FML
Doortje 30
Aww, did the mean cop give you a fine OP? Don't even think about paying it sweetie, that cop was obviously out to get you. In fact I think the whole world is. It's such a big, bad scary and most of all unfair place :( **** you OP. Just pay the ******* fines and don't break the law anymore.