Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible ****. Hang up and ******* drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so ******* remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.
roe010992 10
Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.
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Comments (141)
fmluser57 0
lmao, you can't use your phone while driving?? that's an FML on it's own right there!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#73 How is that an FML? I'll never understand why some people can't go more than 5 minutes without jabbering on to someone.
Ruspanic 0
No, fmluser, getting hit by a distracted driver is an FML.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
79 - YDI*
saleha97 4
YDI
Skye_Child 0
Maybe you should stop being stupid and breaking the law of driving you effin retart you totally deserved it. Smh
AmandaIsMyName 0
that's shit luck right there.
Jackmangold 0
whats that in dollars
ourcaptain 2
YDI for being a whiny bitch
alicec123 0
YDI for getting a parking ticket, and then being stupid enough to use a phone whilst driving.
Shinygirlnz 1
FML I can't seem to follow basic road and parking rules and the damn cops don't make exceptions for me even though I whine about it.
I_Love_Carina 0
YDI for using fake money...
I_Love_Carina 0
YDI for using fake money...