Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
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Top comments
dezinspaaace 0
lmfao, sounds like something out of a movie. but seriously, you could of just explained the situation to your boss...unless your boss is a complete dick. in that case, fyl op.
DjeePee 25
Like his boss would really care about OP's deserved ticket. YDI.
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Comments (56)
ilikethebeatles 0
suck it up I guess
Dashelle 25
Yup.
CDABXXX 5
Don't u just hate when crap lines up like that? :/
cptmorgan15 2
I've never seen crap line up before. It's usually just bunched up in the toilet bowl.
CryMoreFMLs 15
My crap does neither. It makes a big pancake in the middle and sits there for months at a time ( not really lol)
iAmPaul 49
27 truly wins this time XD
Death_From_Above 0
shouldn't of parked there. ha done problem solved
DropDead77 11
agreed!
ona16 22
you should of said "sir I'm not paying attention because I am currently getting a parking ticket ". maybe he would understand
DjeePee 25
Like his boss would really care about OP's deserved ticket. YDI.
iloveboyswittats 10
OP wasn't paying attention in the first place. there is no way he/she would have known they were getting a ticket before looking so they were just not paying attention.
Iknoweverything 29
Since when do bosses understand? Park where you are supposed to, or plug the damn meter with enough change to get you through the day. It's not the boss's problem that his own employee doesn't feel like following a simple enough concept. There isn't a single problem in the world that an employee has that makes it a boss's job to understand. By the way, I second what 24 said as well.
Lieto 1
And why the hell not? He got a car as well and frankly any meeting can use some distraction just to wake everyone up. Anyway its better then staring into the window with sad face for 15 minutes,
rawr182 0
shouldn't have parked there. ******* idiot
dezinspaaace 0
lmfao, sounds like something out of a movie. but seriously, you could of just explained the situation to your boss...unless your boss is a complete dick. in that case, fyl op.
Tuesdays76 0
Then he would be wasting time.
rocket2 0
34 stalker status
Tuesdays76 0
You should have told him," but someone is breaking into YOUR car!!!". Then he will be the one looking out the window during meetings.
Tuesdays76 0
Who spit in your cheerio's?
Prolusive 5
Nobody spat in his cherios, somebody peed in them, ate them, pooped them out and he ate them.
geeksaresexy 18
Have to agree, you shouldn't have parked parked there. Alternatively, you should've put more money in the meter..