Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, I got fired for following my work directions. I found out when I tried to badge into work, and paid $40 for a ride home. There also was an argument with my supervisors because I actually follow the directions correctly and knew what they meant. I'm temp to hire so there's no recourse for me. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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interesting33 37
sorry, it is a bad day for you but if you were on the phone when you weren't meant to be then YDI because that could endanger other people and yourself
Allie614032 34
You deserve the fine, but not being fired. Have you explained why you had to hang up?
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interesting33 37
sorry, it is a bad day for you but if you were on the phone when you weren't meant to be then YDI because that could endanger other people and yourself
thelittlem 15
funny how people always say "you shouldn't have done this" like OP didn't already know that. -_-
Allie614032 34
You deserve the fine, but not being fired. Have you explained why you had to hang up?
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I think if you proved to him with the fine to your boss, I wouldn't think he would have fired you. Maybe talk to HR if your in a place where they can't fire you without a legitimate excuse.
RichardPencil 32
Well, now your hands are free to pursue other opportunities!
dexter420 21
You already had the ticket when you saw the lights
zeffra13 31
If talking to your boss is that important, put your phone on speaker in the cup holder.
Donut_Wizard 23
This is when people respond with “But I didn’t know that the rules also applied to me.”
zuckerburg 21
YDI... and I think you would be better off without a boss who demands you answer the phone at all times. I've done it twice, then stopped. Voicemail and text exists for a reason. Everyone knows that if I don't answer I'm busy driving, I don't even read or respond to texts. If it was a requirement from work to answer your phone at all times, a hands-free kit would have been my first priority. There really is no excuse in the world for putting others (and yourself) in danger when driving a death-machine and distracted by your phone. Hope you get a better job with a less of an a-hole of a boss. Learn from this before you kill someone please
noellebelle626 19
well... that was just inconsiderable
AzrielB 8
Boss can't get mad for hanging up on them if you never picked up *thinking man meme*