Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
This is fine
Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
In and out
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
When clampers attack!
Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
How's your car only $147 and functioning?
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TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
How's your car only $147 and functioning?
JustOhSoLovely 6
Because op has a cheap car.
neal001 0
Maybe you should get rid of your piece of crap.
thefaced 0
Toyota?
thisisafunnyname 12
kia?
cessily 8
If it runs I'd but that car off you for $148!!
xxXJakeXxx 2
the car is $100. the gas inside it is $47. ;)
48Connor 10
ACTUALLY that car is probably worth $400 in scrap.
JD18 0
Time to get a new car
nic7973 23
wicked
DK1234567 8
Maybe OP ment what he/she pays monthly
kyarush 10
It's a Holden(;
WCARlover 35
Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas
EndGame907 3
It's a trap it's a trap
Sybarite_fml 5
We can't keep living the way that we have been.
ninjafury101 2
Let me guess. You drive a Prius?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or they like the way it looks or sounds. People drive all kinds of cars for all kinds of reasons. It's a mistake to think you can judge someone perfectly by the type of car he/she drives. Now on the other hand, how a person parks can tell you a lot. OP, if you park illegally, you've probably no right to complain about tickets. Put your tat in the proper place.
Silenthunter 0
It is a mistake to think that you can not judge a person by their car. Why do you think every one calls the Prius a tampon. When is the last time you have ever seen Michael Schumacher driving a Toyota Prius?
cessily 8
I have a diesel car that gets great gas mileage! It's noisy as **** but thats okay because everyone can hear it coming.
cosmosis 12
49- we had a turbocharged prius at tech. That thing sounded beefy when the engine kicked in. Before you were saying you can find a car with better kpl or mpg where ever your from. But i challenge you to find an Aus delivered car that runs solely on petrol that gets better mileage than a prius. Guaranteed that you will not find one. I do kind of agree you can kind of judge a person by the car they drive. And the way they maintain their car... But calling prius drivers stupid because that car doesnt appeal to your taste is not cool. You are misinformed about the economy of these vehicles and i suggest you read up on them. In my opinion they are an ugly looking car, and would never own one. I love my SS commy even though it chews fuel.
morgan020 0
I drive a 2010 Prius. I like it. I test drove every small car on the market when looking to get rid of my Tahoe and it was the only car my husband and I both agreed on. Something with the center console hitting his knees or whatever. I like that it feels more like an suv with a higher roof so I don't get so claustrophobic. It wasn't about the gas mileage and it wasn't about the looks on the outside. Personally I think it's hideous. It was about the inside comfort. And no I'm not some hippy freak that bought it to save the environment. If my Tahoe hadn't decided to shit out I'd still have that. I loved that truck. My husband drives a jeep with a 10" lift and 35" tires that maybe gets 10 mpg so it is nice to have something to help balance out the gas bill though.
Sumo69 9
Bunch of homeless people had a soup kitchen in your car
Mister_Triangle 21
Did you volunteer to help them out?
Sumo69 9
Dude you know I was there you were the back-catcher
Kirlyfoo 9
So what you got a flinstones foot car goin on?
vturbz91 0
Aha I had a car like that it's awesome
erockinthesuburb 17
I would hate to see the gigantic piece of shit that isn't even worth $147. A junkyard would even give you $300 just to scrap it.
zingline89 18
Can't believe they're giving out parking tickets to Hotwheels nowadays.
thepyrotek 1
Must be one good hot-wheels to be worth 147$
zingline89 18
Read carefully, he never said his car was worth $147 :)
DocBastard 40
You must be the first person ever to total a car from a parking ticket.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Well what do you expect when you drive a model t?
monkeywrench1 10
Sarcasm aside, that would worth a small fortune these days if you can still drive it.