Work and Anxiety: First day - FML

First day

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 07:59

Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML

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Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 8 July 2021 9:37

I'd ask coworkers if this is normal. Could be a worker shortage, or could be a bad unit or company

mccuish 25

Thursday 8 July 2021 8:30

Being called useless just because you’re new would’ve made me walk the **** out

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mccuish 25

Thursday 8 July 2021 8:30

Being called useless just because you’re new would’ve made me walk the **** out

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 8 July 2021 9:37

I'd ask coworkers if this is normal. Could be a worker shortage, or could be a bad unit or company

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