Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
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southerngirl742 0
My mom does that to me too, she tell me to cut back on the food while feeding my overweight brother everything. The she tells me I look too skinny. T.T
arienette 0
my mother once told me i should drink less orange juice because it has a ton of calories and i was getting chunky. now she's telling me if i lose anymore weight, she's taking me to see a counselor again. just the thought process necessary to understand that makes me need my counselor...
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sexycani 0
I think your mom was excited that you started eating less and was secretly hoping you have an eating disorder so she could a prettier daughter. FALSE! go for a run! now! like go! eating disorders=awesome! except not at all. please eat responsibly.
kiki123_55555 0
Okay. eating disorders r a major problem. no laughing matter.
Littlemuffinbox 6
Ahah. This totally confused me the first time I read it. I had to read it over again xD
Skylae 14
No to me it's still confusing after reading it 3 times .
Lil_fml 0
My mum is exactly the same. FOL.
fionafruit 0
My mom is like that too. Let's all just ignore everyone and all that they say. Sigh.
arienette 0
my mother once told me i should drink less orange juice because it has a ton of calories and i was getting chunky. now she's telling me if i lose anymore weight, she's taking me to see a counselor again. just the thought process necessary to understand that makes me need my counselor...
quiksta 0
FHL, not yours
freakst89 0
Oh my gosh, my mom did that to me too! It sucks majorly... "Why don't you eat more, you're not eating enough" and then all of a sudden "Why are you eating so much?" Is there no happy medium?!?
may_cause_fail 0
**** her! :D Just eat when you feel hungry and don't listen to what she says. :3
StarFoxy2010 0
Your body, so it's your choice. Don't listen to ANY girls that tell you you're to fat or you're too skinny. Girls are bitches about stuff like that. I would know. I'm a girl. haha.
shakeitoff 0
It's not only moms. My dad does it too. He tells me I need to lose some weight, while constantly asking why I'm not eating more.
blondie2476 9
Mine too :/
southerngirl742 0
My mom does that to me too, she tell me to cut back on the food while feeding my overweight brother everything. The she tells me I look too skinny. T.T