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🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Uithoorn, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Eskyew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
i'm not psychic, mother fucker
Uppsala, Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
lastalittlelonger
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
EpicBunBun
🌶️ Spicy
Man City
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Top comments
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
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Comments (121)
krty402 7
trololokolololkolklololo
Mehness 0
Lol, dontcha love phones?
syddyb 0
it was probably his other girlfriend.
MrBoredGuy 1
he really needs to learn how to multi task, there's no reason he had to stop thrusting
CabZ_fml 0
LOL this is too funny.. maybe you should've done the honor the continue OP.
bellaamariee 0
the same exact thing happened to me this morning.
gamerhead 3
The guy can't multi-task, lol
Darko21 5
Seems like a classic case of bro's before hoe's. Just sayin.
davey96 0
ydi
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
Next time she will apply the rule of "chicks before dicks".
16rrpass 0
Lol. Oh yeah
TheEpicPies 15
It's funny how you said you Dontcha love lovers? But your picture is forever alone. Lol
teeaitch 2
must have been pretty important. Did he tell you what it was?
kate177 0
I'm pretty sure next time take his phone an put it in the other room on silent! lol thats what I do! lol
Jonkbaby 23
uh. why would you do that in the middle of it all. makes no sence >.<
kate177 0
not in the middle.. before! lol
ipapix 0
nice. haha
superdude9856 2
stop saying lol
luizocoke 0
so u r not virgin ?
xXjakalXx 0
Someone loves texting a little much
piiing 0
cute image ^.^
USAF_girl 3
I could have sworn I've heard this FML before except it was a phone call...... how about something original???
TheNewGuy03 29
hey, he might be cheating on you with his phone -- but at least it's not a guy named ted. |the kid|
JokersChild310 0
lmao!!!
austinw444 0
hahah perfect!!
_streets_ 19
haha that's awesome.
iceboyonline 0
hahaha
cjgqsmooth 0
WIN!
taurusxdee 10
lmfaooo! btw ur icon is so adorable!!
aseq94 0
Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
piiing 0
haha win
rudegirlmania 10
love.
Privations_fml 3
What if it was from one of his exes? That would suck.
biggary19 3
u must suck in bed
MCDeranged 0
yep pretty much