Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
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Top comments
FerrariCake 2
He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.
_Naboo_ 0
You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.
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Comments (88)
IamSpartacus 0
LOL, you got owned.
HahaYDI 0
Eh, at least people are happy when pizza guys show up. No one is happy when a parking ticket guy shows up, you should have said that.
Reyo 2
Well, buddy, you do. It's not like he lied to you. And #63 is right, so don't feel too bad.
responses 0
haha I agree #63
iLoveTeraaa 0
I pizza
leoofbodom 0
**** YOU
Itasan 0
Lmao. Ydi
FerrariCake 2
He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.
I_GET_ASS 0
free pizza is rad though. shoula told him that.
_Naboo_ 0
You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.
kawaiixalice 15
Yeah, practice what you preach buddy. I THOUGHT so..
were_giraffe 2
I have to agree. Delivering pizza or not ... the rules of the road and of parking still apply to you. And then... you try to put the officer down for giving you a ticket? Looks like the score is now Officer 2, Pizza Delivery Person 0
pinktiger 0
pizza delivery guys are hot! xD
allysonnn 0
not all of them...
TheTragicReturn 0
Way to generalize.
PokeyStix 3
That's like me saying: Accountants are hot!
BravoUser 0
It says it's a woman...am I wrong?
nazooer 11
FIRST!! SUCK IT BITCHES
ILoveAsianGirls 0
fail
nazooer 11
ikr i wanted to be annoying like the other idiots on fml, i knew i was 7th
jazzy1432 0
LOL actually 8th
nazooer 11
Not what it says on my screen :D
go64 0
GOD: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
Monado 0
Stolen from XKCD
its_love2 31
hey at least most people get excited when a pizza delivery person shows up .... no one likes a bylaw enforcer (well okay unless it's for their benefit)
fili450r 0
lol, normally when i see a cop, it means im in trouble again...lol, my fat friend learned that fat kids cant hide behind tiny bushes, lol. op got pwnd!!!
FPsLife 5
Who calls a woman buddy?
ManUpFucker 0
Secret sub fml, Op looks like a man.