Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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Comments (165)
Jonathan67_fml 0
LOL # 38 :D
cchamp27 0
It would be funnier if it were: Today, I bought a mood ring. FML.
mich23 10
You do realize it changes color when it heats up or cools down, so the heat from your cat probably had it change color
jinkies 0
my 4 year old put my mood ring on his junk and said lets see what mood my penis is in Oh look it's green, that means active as he gave himself a hard on from all touching!
sohippiechic 0
your life = FAIL. As several people pointed out, mood rings work by heat. And, because you still wear mood rings and think that they work, YDI.
tehninja 0
I'm still lolling at #6 and #45. YDI.
Jennifer83 0
Mood rings are so circa 1990's
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
not an fml. dumbass. what are you? 3? no person with common sense would believe a ******* mood ring
darkness12 0
dude it's your fault for still owning a mood ring
MrPoly 0
I don't trust mood rings. Whenever I put them on, they always stay the same color - dark blue, purple, whatever.