Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML
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lulzorz 0
nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.
Narsh 0
That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...
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Comments (108)
Rob490 0
first BUt honestly i dont quite get it was she fat?
A_LiST3RR 0
The lady was probably really skinny
rcbarnes 24
...and a bitch.
nodbor 11
you should stop being a copycat
bestnameright 14
You should stop being an idiot.
lulzorz 0
nice, way to shout out first man.... i think the person in line meant that the OP was fat. which is EXTREMELY rude, im sorry :(. dont worry, that lady is a **** and no "size" will ever change that.
Fridiculously 0
bunga bungaa.
Thabb 0
Sucks to be you!
Narsh 0
That was totally uncalled for. Why not just say "Oh yeah, I guess we are wearing the same shirt." and leave it at that? Some people...
mrhahn530 0
Hey, i'm bored as hell, click on my picture so i can get a shit ton of page views, lol.
heyitsme0123 6
Who would want to click on your picture?!?! You're uglyyyy!!!!!!!!
rsantiago95 2
I couldn't tell if you were a guy or a girl, so I had to click on your picture to find out. Nice choice of a picture you chose there
mf_fml 0
people really respond like that when you say you're wearing the same thing? heh, ****.
onigiriqueen 0
#1: WE CAN SEE YOU'RE FIRST! YOU HAVE A NUMBER 1 NEXT TO THE DATE, TIME AND YOUR NAME! **** OFF! OP: That totally blows. I'm honestly amazed at how snide people can be to somebody they don't know! If you're pregnant, then you have an excuse to bitch at people, because strangers are CONSTANTLY talking to you and trying to touch your belly without permission... but yeah. I wish people would wise up and be kind sometimes.
RockieGirl 0
what a freakin bitch!!! screw her, i bet you're twice as pretty.
inoculated 0
Agree with #7. This "FIRST OMG LOOK AT ME" tripe needs to stop.
theman99 0
you should have smacked a bitch. 10th **** YEAH!!!!!!!