Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
troyboyd05 0
You do know all it does is change color with the temperature right? Leave it out in the cold, it'll turn black.
polarice24 2
I'd like a **** :)
zac12345 0
Yes like 152, the mood ring is changed by heat, such as petting fur..... so if you actually were hot, your body temp. would increase
cameron194 9
I voted YDI, just because OP is childish enough to 1. Wear a mood ring and 2. Actually be stupid enough to judge his mood based off its colour..
Eponine_fml 0
This is hardly FML...=/
0___0 9
If you're a straight girl/gay man then that's a FML, if you like girls then it's okay. Pussy! ^_^
jjofearth 0
serves you right for wearing a mood ring :P
EvilCupcake8361 9
********** FTW!!:D.. jk that nasty as all hell.
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
GrapeJuice67 17
Like....does OP not know this?
Alex_DeLarge 0
Awesome. Admitting it is the first step. 1. Admitting your hot for your cat. 2. ??? 3. Profit!
Orange01028 0
LOL Underpants gnomes ftw
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
@Alex: #2. Create online videos.
Xobubblyxo 23
Cards against humanity. Anyone?
junjouromantica 0
#5 took the words out of my mouth.
Via_Baudelaire 0
Its probably because when one feels passion or arousal their skin becomes warm and flushed. The cats body heat and yours combined tricked the ring into thinking you were horny or hot or passionate or whatever.
Rockey 3
Hippie Fail.
Flying_Pink_Lulz 0
Bestialist :)
spenceroone3 0
****. No.