Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Top comments
lilmslady 11
he just wants to tame the pussy ;)
glitterkuro 18
Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.
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Comments (107)
lilmslady 11
he just wants to tame the pussy ;)
euphoricness 28
And he'll do it with his fish sauce if you know what I mean!
HKCgrimmjow 15
You know... That made me gag a little bit.
juan77football 6
Now if he asked her to dress up it would be too funny!
ZackCraft11 15
You saw the chance, you took the chance. And it turned out awesome
hexblot 10
Say hello to Catwoman -- meow *whip*!
mallu86 9
#31 It must be the hairball.
mpsteve137 15
I challenge someone to make a joke without out using the word pussy, since I have failed to do so.
NeatNit 33
I'm sorry, I just cat do it.
sarah6786 14
Not really feline up to it, sorry :(
swaggalikethat 22
You just cat do it? You've gotta be kitten me.
strike2867 13
Pawww that's too bad.
euphoricness 28
MEEEeooOOOoooowwwwwwweWWWW!!!!!!!
cyttex 13
That hurt my ears 30.
ositoakaluis 16
this cat trend is a catosphre
adamo_erebus 26
I'm a-paw-led at your bad pun #50.
ty4nier 16
lol super troopers "this isn't a joke meow!"
jessBeAqueen 13
#48 that's fur sure
TheWildRover1 12
meow down to me simple humans!
mpsteve137 15
Good work everyone
Chris93Jones 20
meow do you know for sure he wasn't kitten? but meow a days this is probably normal.
NavitasNexus 3
He just wants to make his kitten perrr.
Welshite 40
That's good though. Whenever he does something bad, just spray him with water. It'll be the most effective way of training him.
little_one1 14
Yes this is a very effectic method of training your man. Now every time mine is in trouble he knows it and he runs and hides under the bed to avoid the spray bottle. Also it is very enjoyable to spray them just because.
jessBeAqueen 13
I can't stop laughing cus all I picture is a grown ass man petrified and hissing from under the bed, over a little water. hair in his back standing and him trying to claw you with his huge man hands
Gracemonique3 18
Run. Run and don't look back!
onlychildFTW 34
Why? Everyone has some fetish of some kind. It's all about communicating and finding out what your partner is and isn't okay with and finding a mutual ground where both are happy and comfortable.
jessBeAqueen 13
I asked my man how he'd react if I starting meowing in bed. i was hypothetically speaking but before I knew it one thing led to another and it was one of our best moments. you can't be so closed minded. gotta keeo thu ngs interesting
glitterkuro 18
Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Does it... Does it really. Oh wait yes it does.. Okay. Good point, carry on.
Shrouds 14
Yea. Sodomizing kittens should be a deal breaker.
Chris93Jones 20
kittens? maybe. how about full grown cats?
Rainhawk94 27
I think i saw a putty cat
crazytwinsmom 25
I tought I taw a puty tat.
bfsd42 20
I did, I did, I did thaw a puddy tat.
NavitasNexus 3
That bad old putty tat is up to his old tricks again.
elusiveshame 22
Rub his tummy
Welshite 40
Have you ever tried rubbing a normal cat's belly? It's like the switch to Attack Mode. I'd most likely lose a few fingers if I dared touch a cat there.
MichellinMan 20
I ddid taht oncew,. Tats whey I j canht tyfpe hwekll.
Welshite 40
Cat got your tongue too, huh?
strike2867 13
Every cat is different. I have 4, not by any choice of mine, and each one likes a different kind of petting. 2 are butt cats, 1 is a head cat and 1 is actually a tummy cat. The tummy cat won't shut up and keeps rolling over until you pet her tummy.
speckledots 29
I have five cats. They all love things differently. Of course the fluffiest cat that needs brushed more often hates being touched anywhere near the stomach. But he sure will roll around on his back with his stomach in the air begging for you to try.
RedPillSucks 33
A furry in the making. Get your cat-woman outfit on.... rrrrawrrr!
Enslaved 38
Yep! Just re-enact Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman scene. Purr and give yourself a tongue bath.
RedPillSucks 33
I was thinking more along the lines of Halley Berry
Enslaved 38
I don't recall Halley Berry licking herself. :P Yes, Berry looked super hot but she wasn't the better Catwoman in my books.
perdix 31
#42, what??? No mention of Eartha Kitt?
HelloooooNurse 20
Or Julie Newmar.
blackonblight 33
Cats, like ********** (cue "inter species erotica" joke) or cat girls or like Catwoman or... Either way this is all manner of dear gods why, and not what you signed on for. (Is it?)
StompinOnCrayons 15
I hope you never leaave him alone with the pet kitty...