Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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elu3219 0
Mood rings don't work.
Shoopman 0
Mood rings are just fancy thermometers. The body heat/friction from your cat made it hotter and it changed colors.
DeathBoy 0
This ***** your life? Get a grip.
butteredtoast 0
This is not an FML. If this is the worst thing that's happened to you, you have an amazing life and have no right to complain. And mood rings are bullcrap. How old are you? 7? #26 = Love
Toxic_John 0
its so funny shes probably one of those single woman who have like 7 cats and actually believes a mood ring can actually tell her what shes feeling YDI
shmunk 0
today, i wore a mood ring. fml.
NoThankYouu 0
mood rings are to do with heat... the cat was probably warm. you didn't know that?
maree_fml 0
you still wear mood rings, fyl
swagmonkey 0
They judge by temperature, as far as I know. Probably your cat was just much warmer than an average human finger... Also, my fingers are almost always colder than others'. Mood rings can't tell me anything.
NorfolkDude 2
First off, you wear mood rings. That should tell ya that you're a douchbag right away. So if you want to fix the problem, destroy this mood ring!