Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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Comments (165)
Ottawa_Sucks 0
Not only do mood rings not work, but you need a chart to tell you if you're turned on or not?
EffinWhosLife 0
This is not an FML. And Mood Rings are rip-offs.
herheartsuck 0
This is _not_ a fml. mood rings are clearly fake. i'm really surprised this was okay'd by moderators..
were_giraffe 2
This was worth posting online? You do realize the rings don't actually report your mood right? They just report your body temperature. All it really means is that your hands were very warm. and that you have an incredible need to post creepy things about yourself online
Nakedsquirrel 5
Retarded FML, as are you for not only buying a mood ring but not even knowing how they "work."
ilovewine 0
you are stroking a pussy...
Oraiyus 0
I agree with #5, it only works with temperature. When you wash your hands, it will change colors. And for those who think mood rings are childish, I'm 22 and I own two or three. I own them because they are pretty, not because I believe they tell my moon - since my body temp keeps mine blue, and my fav color is blue, I enjoy wearing them.... but the ring means nothing to your mood, just your body temp.
rocketshipsxx 0
i find it hilarious that it suggested you're hot for your own cat. haha. even if they don't really work. rofl.
Zwink 0
mood rings aren't right 90% of the time
rachelownsyou15 0
thats lamee, how did it make it up here?