Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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Comments (165)
fjonslife410 0
lolz it probly likes u 2
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I laughed. xD But you should know that mood rings just work on body temperature. Not actual moods.
herb517 0
firstly, #92, I have no respect for you for defending mood rings. and for the person who posted this, mood rings work based on temperature. Cats have high body temperatures (around 102*F), and friction is created when you pet anything, so of course the ring was going to change colors. I can only hope that at some point the ring cuts off circulation to your finger, causing a blood clot which travels to your brain. Then you can leave everything to the cat who youre so passionately in love with. XD
jdb2009 0
You deserved it for wearing a mood ring. I didn't think people still wear those stupid things. WTF. Get rid of ring, do yourself a favor.
hhhkkkhhhkkk 0
everyone is calling him/her a retard its not that big a deal its just a mood ring and stop with all the 1970's jokes there stupid
starvingxartist 0
mood rings are fake. dur. get a life, this isn't an fml.
lalosaa 0
hah sucks for youuuuu
AshlenDoll 0
AHHAHAHAHHAA 38 :)
BassoProfondo13 0
That wasn't FML, that was stupid.
Iliaria 0
I also have to agree with #5 and #8.