Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Jackson Galaxy wanabee
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
So does he have the same pet name for both of you, or did he put the wrong one on the ring because of a mix up at the engravers? Because in my head right now, I'm picturing that the cat's new collar tag says "my love" and your ring says "fluffykins".
One_In_Three 24
Could be worse: the letters could look like Comic Sans, then you have a problem.
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One_In_Three 24
Could be worse: the letters could look like Comic Sans, then you have a problem.
irishmaiden78 23
I love my cats, but I'm honestly puzzled about this one... All I can think is WHY???
cuz803 46
Keep this. Wear this in loving memory of my cats :)
Welshite 40
You just don't appreciate how romantic "For my Fuzzy McFuddlestein" is, OP. It's poetically beautiful.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
So does he have the same pet name for both of you, or did he put the wrong one on the ring because of a mix up at the engravers? Because in my head right now, I'm picturing that the cat's new collar tag says "my love" and your ring says "fluffykins".
tigerthepredator 16
Unless he calls you by his cat's name, I really hope you didn't say yes.
_Desiderata_ 9
OP said "my future husband" so she clearly did say yes
yeah_nah 7
The real problem is that men shouldn't own cats. you should have left years ago.
cuz803 46
What the hell does gender have to do with owning a cat?! I'm a male cat owner so this comment is completely flawed
InfiniteSunshine 32
Nothing, gender has nothing to do with owning a cat. If the type of pet ownership is how you determine masculinity, I think that says something about you, and it's nothing good. Comes off pretty insecure. "I can't have a cat, that's not manly enough," like wtf?
beararm 11
not a gender thing, no one should have cats. dogs are friendly and actually want your care. Cats are assholes who just want to use you and show no love. cats r gold diggers, dogs, that's real love.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Ok, I'm a dog person, I prefer them over cats, but really, it doesn't matter. People have different preferences, let them have whatever the hell kind of pet they want if it makes them happy. Also, cats do show love, it's just different from dogs because they're a different kind of animal. And I'd consider them the opposite of gold diggers considering they're fiercely independent.
Catdragon 40
Cats are misunderstood because dumbass dog owners think they can be treated the same way as a dog. Cats are actually closer to people than dogs are. Cats need personal space and they will give you warning signs before they do anything. Inexperienced people tend to not recognize these signs and think the cat randomly decided to attack them. How would you feel if some stranger came up and started rubbing your belly and talking with you like you're a baby? Dogs are friendly with just about anyone, cats on the other hand have a more one on one relationship with you. Don't blame a cat just because you lack the knowledge about them.
Lalala579121 28
Wouldn't dogs be the gold diggers since they rely on their owners and beg?
slayedzombie 6
congratulations!
SteveDudleyUK 10
Obviously your cheapskate fella is using a ring which he has used before. He was engaged to his feline friend in the past and not yet over his love so beware. If truth be known all men love pussy.
theonecasey 27
Cat lady status!!