Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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Comments (165)
gern55 0
Mood ring? What? Is it 1975 again and nobody told me?
avely4 0
you're probably like 10 years old since you don't know how a mood ring is supposed to work. wow you'pre a retardd
idgaf528 6
You're*
SunlightVeins 0
You were petting your cat, it made you happy. That's not really FML material =/
cookie06_fml 0
that's what you get for wearing a fing mood ring... it's 2009.
anas12 0
Wow, everyone here is such a douchebag. Why are you all getting so angry because the OP used a mood ring... I'm sure s/he posted this as a joke.
bartmasta 0
this is not a FML
lifesagamble 0
Mood rings don't really work.
untitledmofo 0
Wow! my timemachine works.. IT'S 1970 AGAIN :D
jorygirly 0
how old are you???? like 10? noone buys mood rings anymore. and if you actually believe them, thats ennough right there. YDI
zee209 0
Those things aren't even real, moron.