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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Joh
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
iliku
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Don't you have better things to do?
Tokyo, Japan
Spoilsport
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
CatBlock
Decatur, United States 🌶️ Spicy
I did not consent to this under my roof
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
soph511
Hyères, France
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
tornkhakis
Bloomington, United States
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Top comments
pickle_jr 0
the shirt just wants some pussy!
thatonedame 6
that'll happen.
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thatonedame 6
that'll happen.
Superdestroyer1 0
2nd!
SeanFredrick 3
My cats do that to my blankets but they usually just lick and suck and slurp and massage.
imaginaryvoice 18
Laugh My ******* Ass Off. That's so funny I had to spell it out. Lol could you picture a cat attempting to make sweet love to a sweater? Lol I love it.
IgniteCS 0
its funny cause your cat is horny and now your sweater is full of cum
FYL_hardd 0
lmfao at 5! OP, maybe your cat thought you sweater was another cat?
mightybrit 6
I guess the cat thought it was lovely too :P
SeanFredrick 3
Help control the sweatcat population have your pets spayed or neutered. I'm tellin you op get that damn sweater spayed before there's an epidemic!
mmmrabies 0
Lol cats would do that in Newfoundland. Gotta love it there.
FailVader 0
You should of let him mate with his purr-fect mate OP. F the cat's life.
irule96 0
Your life REALLY sucks doesn't it
skroal 7
YDI for having a sweater out during summer.
WhooperFTW 0
It's funny cuz you saw you're cat trying to mate with you're sweater
ryaldridge 0
YDI for wearing a sweater at all lol
LoUiiS_01 0
it's funny because sweaters are inanimate objects
legonut4 0
it's funny because it used to b your favorite and know it has cum on it
callmelishaful 0
bahahahahah; he just wanted some :DD
Nena713 0
#48 It's funny because you don't know how to spell "your"
Massdebater 1
Film that shit! Cat **** FTW!!
ucandoit 0
did it work?
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
14 cats don't "make sweet love". They don't love or enjoy sex like humans. In fact, the only other animal that enjoys sex besides dolphins. God.
SeanFredrick 3
^ why do elephants ********** and other animals hump things If they don't enjoy it?
noscopeheadshots 0
69 pull your pants up and put your shirt down xP
Izzy_babii 0
Why is it more YDI's...how is that OP's fault? lmfao
Izzy_babii 0
btw 69...HUGE ass nose,lol just sayinn
TotallyTubular 0
Where's the FML here?
SeanFredrick 3
80 I bet mines bigger
illmatic2 16
^^^ Actually 48 did spell it wrong. You are the dumbass.
xFaust_fml 12
69 the more evolved the brain is, the more pleasurable sex is. That being said, it doesn't mean humans are the only ones who experience sexual pleasure. Of course animals **********, it's only natural (even foetus do). Cats do that all the time, I really don't understand the point of writing this story here. When you have a cat, you learn to keep your sweaters and blanckets out of its reach. I still think it's better than being humped by a dog.
tj41567 0
it is also his favorite sweater
lady_lindsey 0
my cat does this to a stuffed bear every time he sees it!! my other cat sucks blankets and it's gross.
imaginaryvoice 18
Well let's not all gang up on Jake! Lol he was just trying to prove my joke wrong and he failed. :) <3
xLoginx 0
take it as a complement at least it liked your sweater
allylolll 0
dude get the **** over it, seriously. it's nbd. my cat has done that so many times.. there REALLY needs to be a "stfu and gtf over it" button...
Sniper3000 0
#5 lmao!!!
Granddragon 0
pepper spray it. I know that always takes me out of the mood.
the101dan 0
14 - it's laughing mfao. anddd it's not THAT funny. it's not really a fml either.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
This isn't an FML it's just a weird thing I am sick and tired of people posting stupid things and then call it a FML.
bamditzki 0
ur life is screwed.
Nena713 0
#86 you're a dumb ass. Please think before you address me. I'll continue to let you feel stupid now...
mustardcat 1
awww kitty love
PizzaGuy11 0
pics or it didnt happen. :P
biscottiiii 4
#61 How do you know he can't spell your? He just used the wrong one in his sentence.
pickle_jr 0
the shirt just wants some pussy!
slotch1337 0
lolz
shayyyyy 0
haha #2 FTW
tigercoon 12
hahaha :p
Jessi_the_sexii 0
better ur sweater than u
TheOptimist 0
Today, I was getting it on with the hottest, fluffiest thing I had ever seen. Then my person walked in and took it for himself. FML
parte_perdiz 0
hahaha the optimist ftw!!!!!
Technocidal 0
You sir, are WIN. You win one free internets!
ifinsane 6
That's what you get for getting a cat
ThePopularLoner 0
yea, I think ur cat may be so obsessed with u he gets it off with ur fav sweater
kylee_09 0
cats need lovin too =p
nasek718 2
you could have kept this to yourself.
Zaira921 7
just wash it and get over it. =p
girl14 0
I can top that - my pot belly pig had a "lover log" know one should ever know how a pigs semin smells or that his dick is curly like a cork screw.
chantellicopter 0
I really did not need that information.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
for reals :/
sammehsaurus 0
Yeah coulda gone my whole life without knowing that :/
yscpunkchick 14
where do you think the term "screwing" comes from?
smokergirl420 0
Haha, better than walking in on your kitten trying to mate with his brother.
Rodrigue_fml 0
more softer sweaters for u
Person1233 13
Pshh! Try having a cat **** your pillow with your head still on it.
Sharibrieezy 6
Yeah, that sucks! My cat does that all the time with my blankets! That's why he's not allowed in my room!