Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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agrajag 0
Mood-rings respond to changes in skin-temperature. So you pet your cat, and your hands end up warmer than they where. Big FRICKING deal ! You deserve worse, for wearing one of those rings anyway, especially for ascribing ANY meaning to it's color.
Angelol_fml 0
maybe your cat has the hots for you. Hmm?? Hahah
flannel 0
this would work better if mood rings werent heat sensitive...
pinkantennas 0
This totally doesn't deserve to be an FML. You're just ******* stupid for thinking the mood ring color has any significance. If it says that, you just laugh. Not post it to FML.
jet_fml 0
This is only an FML if the ring was right.
CaptainBaconMan 0
#5, That's not how convection works. If anything, it would be the heat transferred from the cat's warm body. Petting your cat doesn't create enough friction elevate the temperature by very much. And, even if it did, that isn't a constant heat source, so it would only elevate it for a very short time.
xamy0mariex 0
...stupidest ******* thing ive ever heard....
uoyevoli 0
mood rings work via heat, so your cat's warmth (They have higher body temperatures than humans) is probably what caused the reaction.
Broc 0
YDI for thinking mood rings actually work.
SirAndrew 0
not really an FML