Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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Top comments
arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
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Comments (103)
RichardPencil 32
To make matters worse, he made you pick up the check, including an exorbitant tip to get the waitress interested in him. FYL, indeed!
mariri9206 32
Where does it say that OP had to pay the whole check plus the tip as well as how much the tip was? That's right - it didn't.
RebbeAsh 10
1. he flirted with someone who was at work. not cool. 2. he put you down to further himself in flirting with someone whos working. no ******* cool you're better off with out him
HollowMamba25 7
Totally not cool, OP. You don't deserve that and especially not from a so called friend!
I_am_TheSixth 15
Thats pretty bad. On not? I don't know what I'm doing with my life
racejunkie 4
What an ass!
nigeriangirl 13
You should have told the waitress that hes right and you definitely aren't his girlfriend because giant assholes aren't just your type.
t3rry3dmann 6
plot twist, she turns him down and asks you out and you leave him with the check :) seriously OP tho he's a shallow dick, dodged the bullet
mariri9206 32
Your "friend" is a jerk and not really your friend if he's willing to insult you to hit on some other chick. You're so much better off without him and can do so much better. In fact, you've actually been blessed with a rare opportunity to show him exactly how hot you are before telling him he messed up and telling him buh-bye.
xx000o 27
Time to crush that crush.
Kaylana_fml 31
Bullet dodged, OP. I'm sorry for your heart, but happy that your future won't be stuck with that prick.