Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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Top comments
arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
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Comments (103)
hlewrn 15
Well maybe ur rly ugly
samlovesham1234 9
I would've thrown a drink on him and left, leaving him with the tab. What a prick! >:(
Lillysar91 20
That is downright insulting! No friend would say that! Screw him
LittleLittlered7 6
I mean, it had to be awkward for him w you crushing on him & trying to vet your attention. I've been there. But its bad enough to lead you on by taking you out on what *could* be date (which could have been accidental), and flirting RIGHT in front of you when he probably knew how you felt, but to straight out dis you? Rude
lechatsurletable 14
You deserve better, OP. I know it sucks right now but that dude isn't worth your time. Good you found that out now instead of later, small comfort thought that is at the moment.
HalfBl00dPrince 3
"Friend" What a shitty person.
alaina1104 11
He's a douche, OP. He doesn't deserve you as a friend or girlfriend.
foxyfly 4
I hope you and the other chick slapped the hell out of his dumb ass face
rykna222 14
He's a dick. And also, he's not a good friend. Find yourself a new crush, girl ??????
Bluepies 24
Welcome to the friend zone. Don't worry, there's lots of guys here!