Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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Top comments
arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
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Comments (103)
MulticoloredSlug 18
Why were you out with him??? He paid, right?
Handerson 4
so how long before you get married?
dansco 25
This is the friend zone! If he didn't know you liked him then he has done nothing wrong. If he did then he is a dick so why do you like him???
sparkledoge 29
Because going out with a friend only to completely ignore them and imply they're ugly is a perfectly healthy and normal friendship right ? Oh wait, no. It's still wrong.
DanielleinDC 34
Some friend. Even if you're just friends, what he did is just rude. Hopefully the server turned him down.
GrapeJuice67 17
"He's not my boyfriend, I only go out with gentlemen." What douchecanoe. Drop Kick him into next week.
MoroseMoose 47
Time to never see this guy again. Also, super crappy of him to hit on that waitress while she's working.
sparkledoge 29
You should have gotten up and left him with the bill.
Mortimer14 9
I would have slapped him and walked out.
Faithlynn816 11
You definitely don't need him as a friend if he's going to say things like that to hurt you
Zillamamma 4
Did you have a drink to throw in his face?