Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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mjane 0
that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone
dforrt 0
The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it
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Comments (32)
alex_vik 1
It's obvious he wasn't interested in you. Deal with it and move on. You got rejected, that's not an FML.
blackmeadow 0
wow really ya try got rejected but it was funny and it was rude todo it in front of everyone
dforrt 0
The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it
BloodyButUnbowed 32
She was harassing him in front of everyone, wasn't she? She says herself that she was bothering him all night.
Mr_Wong 0
I agree with #3 This is truly not FML material, you got rejected, so what? I've been rejected far too many times to remember and I've never had a girlfriend, yet I don't think my life is f***ed, I keep trying my luck elsewhere.
mjane 0
that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone
nonstopsand 0
OWNED!
nonstopsand 0
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perhaps now you and all the females that read this know how guys feel when we are so commonly regected. it takes guts to aproach someone only to be treated like crap. kudos for contributing. and yes, fyl ;)
yanarach 0
lol. I bet he did call though. xD
ANTONKR 0
that sucks. French women are evil
exotica_fml 6
damn! that sucks hes rude..
nomnommonster 0
But who writes on the table of a public restaurant? Eh, rejection happens. It doesn't matter in the slightest.
stupid_pirate 0
i agree with #13 that guy is either stupid as f*ck for not knowing what the hell you were wanting, or he's is just plain rude and should go to hell.
MakeItStopWtf 12
Or she was relentlessly coming on to him and he wanted to get the point across so she would stop. It isn't just males that can sexually harass someone.