Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Top comments
minissaussette 25
Well what were you expecting? If someone gave their number to my brother while he was in the restroom you can be damn sure everyone at the table would try to know who it was.
mohamed_H 21
What were you expecting she'd do? I would be weirded by it too
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minissaussette 25
Well what were you expecting? If someone gave their number to my brother while he was in the restroom you can be damn sure everyone at the table would try to know who it was.
domolovesyoshi 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The boy didn't go to the restroom, Ope gave the number to the sister while at the restroom.
Innately 6
I believe #1 was saying her brother would do the same thing as the hot guy's sister did
mohamed_H 21
What were you expecting she'd do? I would be weirded by it too
mohamed_H 21
If some guy came and told me to have my sister's number
mohamed_H 21
Asked for my sister's number* sorry a bit sleepy lol
ChristinePi 36
You sure that was his sister?
nicole1765 14
Thats what I was thinking. That could have been his girlfriend?
Bunnyluver 20
She might have looked to young to be his girlfriend.
Tikaani96 15
How do you know it was his sister and not his girlfriend?
magiotti 10
She probably wouldn't have given her his number then
Sir_Cow 17
maybe she was way younger (or older), he called her sister, her parents called her sweetie or something like that or she said mom and/or dad.
proudspanishgirl 10
So? Boring FML
anonynous97 13
What did you think was gonna happen??
Leviathene 34
SMH...
toolazytotype99 18
Well...did he call you?
punxsy_phil 11
I don't think
anyagrande 31
*texting* You: Hi Him: who is this You: i got your number from your sister Him: well thats ******* creepy and sad Honestly OP what did you expect to happen, even if you did get his number without his sister blabbing, how do you think that would come across
usnwife 18
She didn't get the guys number from the sister, she asked the sister to give here to the guy. Still weird though...
Eleora 19
At least you tried, OP. We need more people that are willing to take the plunge.