Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
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Comments (103)
justwillie62226 4
i may be an asshole.. but there is a respect line he crossed.. did you atleast stick him with the ticket?
LyricaSilvan 30
I really hope you called him out for being a jerk. Better still, I hope you did it right in front of the girl he was hitting on. Make him feel like the ass he is. I also really hope the girl didn't say yes. Even if she didn't know you, it would be so cold to go out with a guy who would say something like that about his friends. Not to mention, if the guy talks that way about his friends, imagine how he'd talk about a girlfriend...It's just bad for everyone.
chosha_fml 27
If I was the waitress, him insulting his friend like that would have been a deal breaker.
tbrill 15
Yeah, No. **** that guy.
qteabutt 12
Man I hope you got up and left him with the check, maybe slip in a "what pretty girl would date a herpes ridden dick!" or something like that. On the bright side he was nothing but an ex crush, if he's willing to hurt a friend like that, I can imagine he would be disrespectful as a bf.
jairolover 25
he's obviously not a friend, and that girl shouldn't even want to give him a chance for treating you that way.
Tsukiyomi 16
Senpai will never notice you
EliGolsdworthy 7
Kinda worries me this from New Jersey not going to lie
iwillcallpolice 2
That guy is probably a dick. Slight chance that he was joking just so he could pick up girls thinking you would know he wasn't serious.
Frau_Blucher 14
Wow what a bastard. Doesn't sound like a friend to me! I hope you cut him out of your life after this