blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Smoke signals?
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
MovingOut
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Yoooooo0
United States
FINE!
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Anger management
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Giraafe
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
FML
Cayey, Puerto Rico
Anger management
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
jacky tu
United States
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Top comments
vreid 20
I'll be your friend Tell your dad you're not grounded anymore
taco_warrior17 15
Tell him he's your friend.
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vreid 20
I'll be your friend Tell your dad you're not grounded anymore
Kitten_love 22
I'll be your friend too! Where in Iowa? I visit the Iowa state (Ames) area regularly :)
taco_warrior17 15
Tell him he's your friend.
DonULFonso 22
Sounds totally like a plan to meet new friends, right..
tounces7 28
Yeah it seems rather counter-intuitive to ground him....
MessedUpLife00 13
I'll be your best friend, we can go get ice cream together, sit in my van and offer people free wifi together! It will be fun! And if we wanna go old fashioned, we can go to the park and offer kids candy! And the best part, you won't be grounded anymore!
kenyrabit 25
Great, it's the creeper in an ice cream van!..Or candy. Either way- Stranger danger!
Bunny_Hoppers 1
I'll be your internet friend :D My interests are talking sh!t about awful parents who abuse their parental right to punish a person for being who they are (not everyone needs to have lots of irl friends, I only have one, and she's a friend for life), and video games!
Hunter1154 14
How does that even work? Like "son you don't have any friends. You're grounded!" Just. What??
tantanpanda 26
Sounds like OP has parents like butters. Didn't think it was really possible but here I've been proven wrong.
Coffee5555 14
Maybe your dad is the reason you have no friends
amileah13 26
And because that'll totally help you get friends? By grounding you? For some people it's not their fault they don't have friends. People are assholes , so I don't blame you op if you didn't have friends because of asshole people.
PikarooArtist 17
What is your dads logic with this? Because making friends can be a very tough thing to do, especially if you have anxiety issues or struggle with being in social situations.
sparkledoge 29
Or if you're grounded all the time for the dumbest reasons !
taylorleegibson 14
Sounds pretty counterproductive.