Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
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Comments (103)
Fireant_man 6
What's wrong you guys are only friends and he may not know that you like him.
hellobobismyname 24
What's wrong is he insulted her in hopes to get another girl's number. Whether or not he was aware of her feelings is irrelevant. He is an asshole and a bad friend.
Kaylana_fml 31
How can you not see what's wrong with putting down your friends in order to chase tail? Do you only feel morally obligated to be kind and considerate of the people you are romantically interested in?
nemcali 34
His comment was still pretty rude even if he did not know she likes him.
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
MyNameIsPorter 23
My friends and I do this (jokingly).
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What kind of girl would accept a date with him after hearing how he treats his friends?
Lizza330 28
He doesn't even sound like a friend.
Lisa_Kdubz 20
You could do much better than that asshole. I know it's hard to move on when you care about someone but he's not worth a single second of your time.
MegasaurusRex89 28
I hope she turned him down so fast his head is /still/ spinning. What an absolute knob.
tounces7 28
She'd have to be a huge idiot not to turn him down. Unless she's a major bitch herself, she's not going to go out with a guy who just slammed his female friend right in front of her. And if she's a major bitch, he deserves her.
Eemmaatt33 12
What happened afterwards? Did the waitress give him her number or did she stick up for you?
Champignon_fml 19
... And that's when you ditched him with the check and the waitress turned him down for being a shallow prick. This guy doesn't deserve your friendship and is definitely not worth more.
Malyssab 23
Who the hell does that to someone? Especially a friend. You don't deserved to be treated like that, OP.
Saercia 6
I imagine the waitress thinks pretty poorly of him....what sort of an asshole does that? (I've had crushes on huge assholes before, trust me, when the spell breaks, you will feel relief whenever you think of dodging that bullet!)
itssnotfunny 24
I don't think I would have even made it that far into the date. at least now you can move on to much better people like yourself, OP.