Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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arielmr116 18
What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool
salman_albalushi 19
I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.
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Comments (103)
hoosierholla 17
Not only was he shitty to you, he was shitty to the waitress. You don't do that to someone who is forced to be nice to you. **** him.
pussy_crusher 7
Nope! The good news here is he was just a crush. A friend wouldn't talk to you like that. Ditch the jackass and find someone worth spending time with. I can't tell you how many guys (and girls) called me ugly and made me feel worthless over the years. While it hurt a lot at the time, it doesn't anymore because I'm now engaged to the most wonderful person and have good friends who care about and respect me. Go for that and don't settle, no matter how long it takes.
leo1106 15
Your crush is kind of a douche nozzle, OP. I never call any of my female friends ugly, especially not to try and get another girl's number. Definitely better off without him.
cantfixme36 28
Wow, he's clearly an asshole. Not even a friend who has no romantic feelings for you should be saying something like that. Friend-dump him. He doesn't deserve a friend like you.
BadKitty13 28
I hope he is your ex friend and you don't hang out with him anymore. He's not a friend when he insulted you in front of the waitress.
sirspankalot 11
Should have screamed but what about our baby and ran out while sticking him with the check...
Kaylana_fml 31
Every now and then, I stumble across a comment I wish I could thumbs up more than once....
yakkady 8
What a friend ! Where can I get me one of those ?
LadyCristal 11
I heard you! I lived a situation like this, it wasn't my friend, nor I had a crush, but his comment still hurts. He and one of the bosses were looking at some chick's resume, that apparently had a picture. Besides all the things they said that were totally out of place, he said "we should hire her, we need at least one pretty woman in this company". We were two women in that office in that moment, and yet he said that as if we didn't exist or as if we were males. I still remember how that hurt the moment it happended and the whole day long, I can't even imagine how would I have felt if I have had a crush on him. No body has the right to make anyone feel like that by saying something like that, nor in joke, nor with flirting purposes.
mcruff 12
So for once the girl realized he was an asshole BEFORE they dated
Verdeve 23
Well he can absolutely **** right off, you deserve so much better.