Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
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inlimbo11 0
who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.
laceyxx 0
i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?
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Comments (76)
meganwearsprada 0
haha thats happend to me too it doesnt make u a ****..WTF?? it just means guys dont get that girls can get hickies on their lips
kykupkake21 3
She couldn't even remember the guy, that's what makes her a ****.
surething 0
That happened to me too.. PLEASE GUYS, LEARN HOW TO KISS! Omg, I got home my upper lip was bleeding.. my friends made fun of me for a whole week
redsox4021 0
learn how to kiss? u would need to practice on a girl? maybe he was practicing with you it's not like u can really teach that and btw lots of girls can't either
JuniorBSTN 3
Your Just Kissing The Wrong Guys
jrgr 6
This also happened to me, but it was my bottom lip
britty1816 0
haha yea guys really need to learn how to kiss better! but girls sure can ;)
rxxk 0
I wish I could have practice :(
labelleza329 0
thats happened to me before... and i had a fat lip for a week!
inlimbo11 0
who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.
veesky 0
my ex-boyfriend bit me by accident the first time we made out so yea these problems r possible and really common
cadillacgal79 32
34-usually biting your SO's lip is a playful and romantic gesture, but from what I gather from your comment he musta chomped that sucker
jsmith1199 4
wow it seems like all of you are a bunch of *****.. maybe you should get to know him before you start making out with him. he shouldve bit your lips off
dizz0rder 0
its the not remembering part that makes a girl somewhat of a ****
laceyxx 0
i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?
Aero_boy 4
Haha #12 "if he sucked so bad" :D that wass punny.
ferrettamer 6
Guys you are missing the point. She doesn't have blue lips from kissing it is from licking a blue waffle. P.S. You just got thread jacked!
bunniex1 11
Tht made me throw up a lil
Vintage_fml 0
i would never kiss a stranger,yuck
dramaababyy 0
lol why not? it's fun. you never see em again and have a good time.
just_dandy20 2
#30 Why not? Hmm..... HERPES! And any other nasty shit you can think of.