Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Creepy.
amerwin 3
She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.
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Comments (185)
machiko_fml 0
Aw, incest.
Shorty_Shaza 5
Or an awkward palm tree. If only i could show you the hand actions for these awkward things.
inSayne 7
omg say what?? I know how the awkward palm tree goes! you put your wrists side by side and let your hands go limp!! my girlfriend does the awkward things all the time! is that from something? I thought she made them up...?
Roflsauruz 12
16, that picture of you is just way too cute to take anything you say seriously. :x ............ *footinmouth*
perdix 31
He probably just wasn't into having sex outside the family.
FlashBurn 13
You know what they say... Some things you should keep in the family. Maybe they can have a family bang when they get married.
ThatGuyThing 0
WINCEST
babyjaguar96 0
wincest ftw!!!
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
yerrr my sister. oh god yeah, yerrr my sister
bannedpianoman 0
Did you take that from Joe Dirt?
AssDan 0
I am just thrilled to see there is people on here defending that its ok to take off your sisters bra. What kind of sick shit?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Uhhhmm... maybe his sister is morbidly obese or quadrapleigic?
TeenieAmerica 9
Huh? Um, I'm pretty sure fat people can take off their own bras, can't they? Anyway, yeah, maybe she has a reason for not being able to take her bra off, if I had a disability and needed help with my bra, I sure as hell wouldn't go to my brother for it. That's weird. But maybe she doesn't have any female relatives?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Well there is a difference between "fat" and "morbidly obese". Have you seen "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"? I reckon OP's fuckbuddy is simply a kind older brother and OP needs to invest in a better bra.
berg54 0
..... Even if she's morbidly obese as a cow... really?... does that really make this situation any better? It's still foul and Op will be bleeding from the ears in almost any situation.
triggerit 5
may be he take classes of taking bra off?
phapho88 0
now thats just stupid
Roflsauruz 12
ERROR! - 404 - SUCH A CLASS DOES NOT EXIST! ........
AssDan 0
In that case a female family member would probably be a better option. If you are a guy and you are taking off your sisters bra. There is an issue. So when you do laundry do you check your sisters underwear to see if they need washed by sniffing them too?
HomeAl0ne 20
Why would I smell them? I know how long I've been wearing them.
emadee 0
you are amazing.
Zmeilerr 22
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