Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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Top comments
KwitIt 0
Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?
star_ver 0
Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.
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Comments (44)
KwitIt 0
Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?
danyfuckinheatle 0
like she likes to suck d
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
when u see it u know
DisappearingRose 18
Maybe it looks like hers??
b3tazoid 5
No shit, Sherlock.
blland 0
we aren't sure if it really looks like a crack *****.
digapygmy 0
This is one of the most poorly written FMLs I've ever read. It's funny... Just please rewrite it! :/
alex_vik 1
Well then don't get a haircut that makes you look like a crack-*****.
itsTiffany 0
Wasn't he joking..?
kalixzo 11
TidusBlade 0
Doubt he meant it, I just got a haircut for the first time in several months and most of the comments I get are jokes.
geetface 0
That's what you get for cutting your hair. You deserved it. I'm a dude with long hair down to the middle of my back and every time I hear one of my lady friends say they're getting their hair cut I tell them not to. Then all I hear for the next three months is how much they wish they didn't cut it and I completely enjoy saying I TOLD YOU SO.
stringking21 0
gay
rubberduckie94 13
well you were going to the drug store. all kidding aside i am sure it looked great
star_ver 0
Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.
ammali 0
What does a "crack *****" haircut even LOOK like? O_o
kalixzo 11
like this-
ijkl0marissa 0
what haven't you gotten on in a year?o.o