Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Bluekaren16 19
He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated
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Bluekaren16 19
He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.
ambamm135 7
They don't call em fun bags for nothing! ;)
TheUnholyApple 6
Well, with the bra still there I think it would just depress him more.
MagicGiraffe 12
Sad thing is I can just picture this happening to me. Ragequit.
TheUnholyApple 6
Well, I don't see how a giraffe could be expected to undo a bra under any circumstance.
MagicGiraffe 12
Those lady giraffes can be pretty demanding...
TheUnholyApple 6
I swear that image didn't turn me on at all.
dude1122332 9
I am.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Brrrrrrrrrr
Oreohugzpenny 4
Oh no girls gate that it makes them all itchy.
doctorhook86 25
Boy ain't got no skillz.
alex1432 9
sometimes I use a knife to cut the straps
ashtay01 5
It would release mine! ;)
cantthinkofshit 5
Once I was taking a chicks bra off when we were still making out, she stops and says its fine it's a special kind of bra you won't get the clip. Next second I got it off, she looks at me incredulous, I'm like " I'm a pro, that bra isn't THAT unique" lol then I made her day ( night) (;
BabyGirlJr1 11
Right!!
sabrina1212 2
It's really not that hard.....
boofgall 16
Well, a guy doesn't operate one as often as a girl does, so sometimes it can be a little tricky,
faithxoxox 1
Remember the first time you snapped or undid a bra? I know I had a tough time. For a while, I'd pre-snap and pull it on over my head. Although, I could always get it off easily. But just imagine how hard it is for someone that never or rarely comes into contact with bras. :/
ablueshka 0
U bet its ******* hard man. Bras are like made for men to figure out ..... Kinda like a sexy jigsaw puzzle
Michael_92 20
You finish the puzzle and get a prize
Mauskau 36
I've been wearing a bra for 8 years and I still can't do them up at the back. I do it up at the front and turn it round haha. I can take them off but sometimes they're even a struggle with me. Older bras sometimes end up with bent hooks so it makes it all the more difficult. My boyfriend struggles with them sometimes and when he does, he either turns me around or gets me to take it off. (and before you say anything, I started puberty very early)
unsuccesfulmastu 4
I remember my first time trying to get a bra off.... After half an hour of trying to figure out how the damn contraption worked I just had her do it >.< but practice makes perfect.
mylifesucks_fml 1
83- I don't think anyone was going to say or ask anything... it's not like you said "I've been wearing bras for 8 years and I'm 16 (or another close number)"...
Drigr 9
I remember my first time undoing a bra too, I was similar to OP's BF. spent a good chunk of time on it and couldn't figure the damn thing out, so she did it.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Undoing a bra is ******* easy. Come on, if you nerds can figure out all sorts of other puzzles, why cant you figure out one thats on the back of a girl??
nina21194 12
Ha double pun :)
Drigr 9
Really 129, your first time was a flawless breaze?
nickhowa 0
yeah when i first tryed i had a hell of a time now i can do it with one hand and through shirts.. most of the time there are some bras that are just stupid.
Bob343434 10
98- well if they looked in her profile they would've saw she was 16
RulerFourEntity 1
it was for me but yeah, 129 is kinda being a dick
Calyx_fml 22
Should be Velcro.
onlychildFTW 34
I don't know why you guys have such problems with bras. I got it off my girlfriend no problem the first time I ever went to do it. It's really just simple. There hooks. Just push and pull. You need to remember to check if it's a front clasping one before reaching around though. Girls wear those to be sneaky.
faithxoxox 1
To be sneaky? I think you misspelled "convenient".
fbear10 5
I suggest that people who have trouble with hooking bras in the back should go out and get bras that hook in the front :) just a suggestion!
TheSilentLoner 4
If you guys think it's too hard then take action and find a bra to practice on....
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated
blcksocks 19
Or he can take a lesson from Joey Tribiani who undid Monica's bra just by staring at it.
sr101998 0
Or that cat can do it.
trevishere 7
'KITTY, GET THE *******!'
i_wuz_nver_here 31
The bras can be fickle bitches, they only seem to come off when they're not wanted to. ..
Picolli 6
I cannot thumbs up blckesocks comment enough.. And for that I am sorry.
TheUnholyApple 6
Bras, keeping men virgin since the 14th century BC. Thanks, Minoans. Thanks a lot.
mylifesucks_fml 1
you know a bra goes over your boobs... not your ****** right...? and that you can still have sex with a bra on...
ScarNuts 8
Yes, we are all aware of that Dr. Phil. Failing to unhook the bra can completely ruin the mood.
Helenarth 6
I was literally just coming here to say that. It's true!
htownpostman 16
The bra was invented in the early 1900s
CharliesCool2084 8
Bras, keeping girls boobs up instead of them hanging to the ground. Stop complaining, my friend.
TrueTriage 16
Boobjobs making bras pointless in LA for a long time
HollaWog 1
For men..
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
I don't blame him. Bra's can be difficult to take off and the harder you try the harder it gets to take off! D:
yumgranolabar 5
Probably a more common occurence than you'd think.
Ceejay1 13
At least u know ,he has not been around ,rookie lol.
TheArchAngel 8
The space goes after the comma, not before.
Archay 13
You still got his point.
wruch 6
My boyfriend has been around a lot more than I have and he still can't always get it off.
RedPillSucks 33
This sounds like a medical problem. Although he can't get it off, he can still remove your bra, right? The perversion of getting it off to get it on.
beef25967 2
He must be gay.
akg98 13
How can us girls do it but its mission impossible 4 guys?
KleShreen 3
Because guys don't use them every single day? I highly doubt most females would know how to use most workout equipment, start a grill, check the oil, etc.
PyroAngel1821 13
I know how to check my oil and start a grill and use a lot of workout equipment especially if I've been shown. And even when I first started wearing bras they were not difficult to take off. Guys jus try to look cool doing it instead of just undoing it with out all the fancyness. I feel like they jus over analyze it.
KleShreen 3
lol whatever you say. Go turn my XBox on and learn how to boot in to safe mode.
sirpantselot 22
19- what the ****? I think you should presuppose some more things about women, because you haven't done so enough yet. Prick.
mommykrissy_05 7
#19 I can check the oil in my car, use plenty of work out equipment and start a grill charcoal or gas. A matter a fact i wont let any of the men in my life use my charcoal BBQ because it's mine!
BRLHP 24
59, Lancaster California?
Yourheadache 19
oohh c'mon we are not that hard... try again. and this time dont give up.
ryukensfj 5
#19 did say most girls which is statistically right. Having 1 or 2 Fml female members saying they can do those things doesn't mean anything.
mylifesucks_fml 1
79- most girls know how to do a hell of a lot more than they used to. we are pretty much expected to know almost everything a man nows plus whatever else we were expected to know as a girl thank you very much
mylifesucks_fml 1
78- nowadays women know a hell of a lot more than what they used to considering we are expected to know everything girls already are expected to know and some things that guys are supposed to know. and MOST girls I know know how to do all that stuff simply because we have brothers and fathers who show you how to do stuff so that you don't have to rely on guys
Airman1988 9
My life sucks, I agree with what your saying as women can learn to do most things guys do but I think your taking it a bit far, making it sound like women have mastered all their talents and men's, like men are inferior. I think there are plenty of men&women out there that can do a lot of things typically reserved for the other gender. Like me personally, I'm a full time single dad so I've learned to do many things that are expected to be a "female" skills cause I have a daughter
ssnowywinter 0
You can do 'female' skills, 108, but can you unhook a bra?
RedPillSucks 33
My wife's an engineer and she's constantly asking me to screw in a light bulb. I keep telling her it's too small in there to have sex.
KleShreen 3
All I'm saying is that it's ridiculous to assume a guy should know how to work a contraption that females are in contact with (mostly) every day. My comment was no more "assuming" than the original comment in this thread. I used a hyperbole of some things that are considered male-dominated. I'm sure there are females who can do most of those just as I'm sure there are males who can unhook a bra effortlessly, but to think it should be expected is unrealistic when the only time guys have had the opportunity to mess around with one is either while a girl (presumably one they have feelings for) is wearing it or they are sneaking in to mom's dresser as a kid or something.
bettyloohoo 0
Bitch please I can do all that, use a gun and butcher an animal
boofgall 16
33- I'm a girl, and I know how to fix -my- Xbox, and play well too. Or are you going to say girls don't play video games too?
mommykrissy_05 7
63 yes I am from lancaster ca
fencer49 0
You don't boot an Xbox into safe mode dumbass that's a computer
raraisbang 12
Anyone who thinks women can't change oil, barbecue, or correctly use a work out machine has never been to the south. Us women can accomplish all that and much more. :D
iwantagoat579 7
You started off right.... But girls tend to be much smarter than boys and I know many women that can use workout equipment, start a grill, and check the oil. Women are very smart and do the same things that men do. Seriously. Prick.
ShyAnn29 15
Bras can be hard to unhook sometimes.
Steve95401 49
But they're worth the effort to unhook.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unless it's stuffed. The awkward moment when she takes off her bra, and her boobs disappear.
ShyAnn29 15
170, that would be very awkward, especially if a bunch of tissues fall out!
Steve95401 49
That reminds me of the scene in "Animal House" where that happened. I think the girl would have been an "A" cup at best without the tissue paper.