Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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Top comments
xShannonxSammyx 7
Creepy.
amerwin 3
She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.
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Comments (185)
xShannonxSammyx 7
Creepy.
arlouxo 4
why you hatin'? how could we have known about his little sister if no one told us in the first place? we're just reacting to what is written, so calm down and don't call people names
catatonicsleep 17
Cheese grading? Like A, B, C? :D Perhaps you mean grating ?
RedPillSucks 33
No, he meant Cheese Grading. She was a professional cheese grader who gave this brand of cheese a less than stellar grade. The manufacturer got pissed and put a hit out on her. She survived the hit, but in the process lost the use of her arms. Didn't you read about it? It was in all the papers.
caits13 0
Ha. Ha. Soo funny.
WiFi_ght_Club 0
Actually I know her and you are incorrect. She drove a grader for a company that flattens very large and unwieldly blocks of cheese. She was working on a fine swiss, when the grader dropped into one of the holes, and rolled over her arms. Very tragic. Left her quite blue.
ClickMyPicture 0
That is hot ;)
brightnite 0
Omg major lulz on the stories keep it up guys
chili10 18
74, I'm sure he has a good reason for saying that and it just sounded weird coming out... hardly something you'd break up with somebody about without a little extra investigation.
Dragons_corner 6
agree 122. there can be numbers of good reason for doing that.
PlastikSeraph 2
... Just another normal day here in Texas..
xoCaitlin67ox 0
why would she have broken up with him? maybe his sister is disabled and she just never told us that?
jimmie505 0
incest ftw
Kanzy_fml 0
I second that
mfmylifesrsly 30
WINCEST
boopityboppity 11
ZOMG like totally hawT, guyzzzz.
movie141 0
ya grosssss
Seddah 3
I wonder if it's twincest.
therealsuperman 0
if they were distant relatives it would be kincest
dragonmystik3030 0
a game the whole family can play :P
deathfyre8 13
Or maybe the sister is disabled and can't do it herself?
Somemadbloke1 1
insest, isn't the south awesome?
mfmylifesrsly 30
**** you incest doesn't just happen in the south TEXAS FTW
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
yeah! it happens in the Midwest too you prejudiced jerk!
omgshaylaaa 0
good god you people are quick to attack this guy. it's probably a joke...
Dragons_corner 6
um incest of brother and sister is more mid-west cousin is more the south. well from what I have seen saddly :(
Shorty_Shaza 5
awkward turtle........
unidentified_sta 5
Socially awkward Penguin you mean...
passionpitpanda 5
yayyy wongfuproductions ftw :)
MIL0_fml 0
I like the awkward turtle better than the socially awkward penguin :p
kikibisweet 0
It is a little weird but why does incest have to be the first thing people think about? eww
honning12 2
what else would you think it would be? really?
kikibisweet 0
Maybe the sister is like super super fat and cant reach around to unhook her own bra. lol Thats what I think.
gladstone123 5
Same thing #15. Sick-minded people :)
jailbot 7
His sister could just be lazy.
rockhound 0
or......he could be shaggin' his sister.
RedPillSucks 33
I don't know of any non-incestuous brother who's willing to undo his sisters bra. True, there might be one out there, but I can see why the first thought after reading this FML would be "incest".
ridikulous 0
incest prolly comes to mind first, but the guy obviously meant he unclips his sisters bra W/O taking it off. thats perfectly reasonable.
RedPillSucks 33
Not disputing you at all, just curious. Is this a common thing that guys would practice using their sisters bra?
Cinn_fml 23
This FML does seem to imply incest, however it could be that his sister is disabled and needs help getting dressed, or it could be that he was just joking. Though it's a bloody odd joke to pick. But my point is that there might be a non-incestuous explanation.
afroninjashuffle 0
that wud be so ****** up if his sister has a arm or hand condition that keeps her from doing it herself. that wud make some of you feel bad
HesJustTheBest 0
Incest is the first thought because the OP is in the south, and everyone knows what happens there. Also, nice rack #6.
kocoman500 2
BOOBY ALERTT. ;)
TurboTalon 0
Nice rack?? You guys like fat chicks with nasty skin? WTF is wrong with you.
zew102 0
hahahaha 72:)
kikibisweet 0
And you just know im fat how? Having freckles is now considered to be bad skin? Ok. Now both of you #75 #106 can go fall into a permanent pile of shit.
chili10 18
109 that's what you get for putting up a picture of your cleavage.
berg54 0
Why would you not think incest.... does your dad or brother take off your bras?... If so you can adopt me. lol anyways FYL Op that's creepy as hell and you should run like the wind.
honeybee366 0
lol 125!!! so right!!
cradle6 13
probably joking lol
fuckmylife318 0
haha lets hope, that's disturbing it he wasn't.
amerwin 3
She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.
coltsrock37 15
i like the siblings with benefits part
rocklare18 7
only in Texas :/
BarneyA 0
He means helping his sister get her bra off, not sex you weirdo!! They can be damn tricky.
tiff22_fml 0
us girls wear them a lot. we don't need "help" it takes one hand
Kgirl2cute 6
I wear one everyday, but I can't do it one-handed..
underpaid011 0
I never wear one, but have mastered the one handed removal technique.
AlwaysIgnoredAlw 0
same. can't do it one handed n been Wearin 1 for years
MasterE56 4
maybe he is "helping" his sister *wink* *wink*
noelmccartney 3
sicko sod