Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Creepy.
amerwin 3
She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.
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Comments (185)
HOLYchiz 4
what the hell is a "flammer"?
dangerous_D 0
I'm not sure what is worse. 1) she had to ask him to remove her bra. 2) he couldn't remove it. 3) incest.
LaurenTheG 0
ummm..what!? lol incest much? (i think thats the word lol)
cardinalman77 3
well...you are in texas!
Poster_Pastry 0
obviously you people have never heard if a brother helping his sister and NOT in the way most of you were thinking... op youre an idiot
Kez1181 0
Haha incest is best!!
pandabarrel 0
I hate this state.
perfect_jenny 0
she might be like 7 or 8, shouldn't jump to conclusions! :) however we are talking about Texas, sooooo ;)
RedPillSucks 33
7 and 8 year-olds wear bras? They must grow them big, where you're from...
tiff22_fml 0
more like F his life
Krome1500 0
Thats sick