Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
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jenkins56 5
How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX
rawrmobile 0
LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...
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Comments (121)
Melephant_fml 0
Sad. Better late than never I guess..
blink182rocks 0
You're probably trying to prove you're not gay, and failing though.
Zombierella 2
lmao look at the OP's name
FML_babe 0
your a dick
genius_girl16 0
well you have yourself in quite a predicament. Im sorry you were never taught this and had to be taught by your little brother. At least you dad didn't have to teach you. but if you lived in south Georgia island you would already have mastered this skill set because at the age of 5 you are required to learn this. Its called a practicality class and teaches you all kinds of life skills even sexual ones. better luck next time.
caneut 0
YDI, incest is nasty
scateice 0
Stupid bitch, dont comment on someone elses if your not replying to them god your stupid
alex_vik 1
Yeah, it is sad that a 15 year old kid knows the quickest way to take off someone's bra.
TryToBeKind 0
In South Georgia? I thought your brothers and sisters would teach you so you wouldn't make an ass of yourself in front of your cousin when you finally get some.
blkwhtrbbt 0
holy f. HAHAHahaha.
vollyball921 0
37- u look lyk jacob frm twilight
Brittney_E 0
u fail at life x]
beccababyxox3 0
^ lmfao:D
lifesosux 0
pretty sure that's a chick lol
Derpish 11
107 You look like you need to go to school
jenkins56 5
How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX
xoxo_girl 0
LOL thats a good question! Dude tht wuld be so embarressing. Even i know how to do that! But then again im a girl and have to wear one every day....
laurendrew 2
2, good point. did you show him the quickest way to take one off a man?
rawrmobile 0
LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...
BLNovelist 0
The only reason I say YDI is because you should just learn that shit yourself. My boyfriend didn't even know what the clasp looked like, let alone how to undo it and get it off, etc. He learned by doing - which, by the fact you wanted to learn now, you had a girl you wanted to do so for/to, so you could have just done it all yourself.
jussmyyluckk 0
Unhooking a bra isn't rocket-science ! It's probs about as complicated as adding 1 + 1. But ya, I'd like to know who the guinea pig was ? Did you put a bra on him or something ?
BLNovelist 0
Well, depends on how you'd do it. P: For a guy that never had/wouldn't often do so, it can be difficult at first - but after the first few times, it should be a piece of cake. IF almost every woman on the planet can manage, a man should be able to as well - especially with so much incentive, ha.
odamn_123 0
i bet u did haha
rachiebpp 0
Oh wow....
XvxvX 0
Well.. He obviously has more experience than you xD
CJ090 0
Yes we know that was the reason behind this FML mister points out the obvious much
snickerz01 0
no, its captain obvious
wordnerd42 0
Well he did use the word "Obviously," for an obvious reason. Don't be oblivious.
evanwilliams 4
Did you practice on him?
eduardo2k 0
lolz!!! owned
paperfox_fml 0
There are multiple ways to take off a bra? You unhook it, you pull it off... am I missing something here?
redbluegreen 41
So, where'd you get the bra from? Your mom?
genius_man16 1
or grandma?
oprah_fml 0
his sock drawer.
kath91 0
Wow.... I still don't get what it is with guys and bra straps. My ex had trouble with them, but it's so easy!
ottercat13 0
guys aren't used to using them