Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
BRLHP 24
Incest, incest is the best, put your sibling to the test!!
nalia18 8
Put your siblings to the test? Wth is thst supposed to do? Make your family fall sexually in love with you? Thats way to much love for ome person to handle
BRLHP 24
Haha you people are way to literal, can't see a joke if it's staring you in the face.
goaliemkl123 8
Jokes aren't a physical being. How can they stare you in the face?
BRLHP 24
You have no sense of humor
Roevera 14
I bet that's you putting your sibling to "the test" in your profile picture. Did they pass?
heilheather 7
29 - Personification ;)
BRLHP 24
That's my fiancé, but think what you want. I don't give a damn.
Roevera 14
You're engaged to your sister?? That causes mutations!
BRLHP 24
It's not my sister dumbass.
Roevera 14
Oh, calm your horomones, I'm obviously just joking. I know its not your sister. Well.. then again it is the internet..
Roevera 14
Just relax!
BRLHP 24
I am relaxed, funny how all the people on the Internet interpret things into anger. Idiots don't understand that someone can be calm and say rude things.
BRLHP 24
So I'm "relaxed" jackass. :)
sweetdreams20 0
You have to laugh at jokes
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's ok, BRLHP, people have been missing jokes left and right today. I know there are those thinking "Well it wasn't funny", but just because you didn't find it funny doesn't mean it wasn't a joke. It's strange that people assume only two options - funny joke, or 100% dead serious. Who decided that there can't be such a thing as unfunny yet non-serious comments?
nalia18 8
Uhm... I just dont like the idea of making out with my brother thats all... You made it sound like you wanted to play house meaning "the loner brother meets ***** sister" situations... Some sick show on dateline... Bleehhh
efemel94 7
Woah calm down, remember ghandi mate
Devin91 20
Is that your sister in the picture?
shanemaximo 7
81: You are wayyy late on that one.
My_Nightmare 19
Agreed, 83. I hate when people will take the time to comment but fail to read the previous comments in order to avoid duplicate comments, resulting in the dreaded "thumbs down"
sammyscrazza 6
Dont worry i support you...
ClassyCommando 13
*Deep voice* Let the flames begin!
Llamassss 21
1's comment reminds me of a really screwed up version of Beauty and the Beast. "Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test."
rudikk99 2
Damn question, damn comment
BRLHP 24
Your all jerks burying all my comments.
racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
If you would have commented after me, I'd have the thumbs up. Damn.
racerapj 10
Looks like I win this battle. *licks finger and tallies air*
Redoxx_fml 22
Gay wincest??
Donniehw 5
This dude trying to steal your comment!!!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Orion1434 5
I never knew there was so much incest in the world until I started reading FML
tjv3 10
Why did it have to be in Texas?? Sorry op that is gross
Vegnas 13
Relaaax, you two have literally the same amount of likes. 378, to be exact.
genesisCCORE 3
Incest?
olpally 33
God.. I certainly hope not!! That's nasty..
tellithowitis 13
Ahh, brother and sisterly love
BostonBruinsFan 8
Is making out with a cousin incest? I hav a very hot, single cousin and she's desperate
THEKAISER 4
98- I'm sure she's not that desperate
TheLoneWandererX 2
120- quit creepin on 4chan
stavrosg 3
98 - In most cultures, it is and it isn't. It's not forbidden, but it's taboo.
nic7973 23
gross!
sinking_fish 12
98- C'mon man! Stop making us Boston "folks" look bad! :p
onlychildFTW 34
Kissing isn't really incest. Any form of oral or digital sex would be though. And that'd be creepy.
jomo111 5
That's just wrong, I can't even come close to stating how wrong that is.
speedy420 0
your husband is amazing for risking his life. kudos to him. and I wanna live in Hawaii!!! sweet ganja all the time awww so chill. have a good day
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
racerapj 10
If it helps, I thumbed you up ????
chinkychick 16
Me too. How sad is it when you comment on something and another person said the same thing, and the only difference was that they posted a couple of seconds earlier than you. Sad :(
LightningCactus 12
I thumbed you up, now you're both even.
Namerkp2 8
Funny thing is he has more thumbs up now lol.
Namerkp2 8
Disregard my comment i had some sort of visual fail lol. I thought 4 had 41 thumbs up and 3 had 39 :/
CobraKitNu 7
Now my other comment is irrelevant. Damn.
grace12898 0
Sorry, probably gonna get heck for this, what does wincest mean
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
^^ Go **** your sister/brother/mother/father and you'll know.
GTAmerc 2
First world problems 118
smartblondey 5
Yeah I'm with 143 what does it mean?????
cheaptrix 6
Why does this one currently have more thumbs up?
PinkElephants713 6
My guess would be cuter picture :3
s15c 9
Incest- a game the whole family can play!
kendallfireHD 16
The winchesters from supernatural. Some people ship them(nasty) and they call it wincest.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Nothing like bonding with your brother
SecretMe00 5
My thought is I wonder if he even knew he was her brother.... Like she didn't mention it to him yet
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
85 How do you know it's a girl?
SexyLexi1o13 0
Haha xD funny shit
SecretMe00 5
100-- your screen name goes perfect with your question.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
138 ... How exactly .. .. O_o
ultrarandomalex 2
Cause it's razzed dazzl
rikitsumiatsu 11
he was just trying to show you some love.... a little too much love but he was just telling you how much he missed you... or he's got issues choose whichever makes you feel better
rattusrattus 19
Oh, genetic sexual attraction, you cause so much lol. Or weirded-out-ness. One of the two.
pretty_in_pink94 6
Ha. I was just learning about that in sociology.
MedKits 9
Why are people thumbing down? It's an actual phenomenon...
russfml 31
I hope you punched him square in the face for that fyl.
ClassyCommando 13
Hell, after a disgusting display like that, you might as well go the whole hog and punch him pentagon in the face!
stevenJB 25
He doesn't know what having a sister is like so don't blame him.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wtf?
ohmandapants 17
11-Never, ever reproduce. You don't have to have a sibling to know that what he did was wrong. So yes, you can blame him.
misschatelle 3
If he did not know she was his sister, that could apply. But I assume he did, so trying to kiss her was just wrong.
ankoku 2
It's not like THAT!
KatieKupcake4195 9
Like I said about the other FML about the dad getting drunk and proposing to his daughter, at least you know he loves you :P FYL though. That's sort of creepy
TheDrifter 24
Creepy maybe, but if op wasn't good enough for her own brother how could she hope to be good enough for someone else's?
SoSickWithIt 14
I can't tell if you have backwards thinking, or you're just really ******* bad at being sarcastic.
RadioOctopus 16
Sort of?
sweetdreams20 0
You never have positive fml comments.. Hint much