Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my boyfriend would not ride in my convertible with the top down because he "didn't want to mess up his hair." My boyfriend is prissier than I am. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Fa7_fml 0
Your man is too stupid to be a man.
Somemadbloke1 1
well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Oh my gosh. OP: I am so sorry. Dump him, maybe?
stronghand0331 17
Yes, dump him... Because that will solve his lice problem. Right.
dropdeadtrollin 0
well that's the 1st thing that comes to mind as OP's bf is a dumb ass and probably overly sexist and thinks parasites that live in hair can only be gotten by woman.
Hellooomindyy 0
It will solve her lice problem when she is no longer around the contributing boyfriend. I would dump my boyfriend if he refused and we have been together for 2 years. I love my hair too much to have it infested.
Hughmadd 0
The OP's boyfriend isn't sexist, wtf? He's just scientifically retarded. Is it sexist to say that only women have periods?
dropdeadtrollin 0
@27 "Is it sexist to say that only women have periods?" No, because woman have ovaries you dumb shit. Your basically defending the boyfriend. I said he was PROBABLY sexist because he said only people with ovaries can have and infestation of head lice. When in actuality, anyone with hair, even animals of BOTH Sex's can transmit and receive the parasite. DUMB F*CK, yeah I'm a little mad bro, because dumb asses try to argue points that make no sense to argue in the 1st place and most likely have horrible upside down and backwards arguments.
stronghand0331 17
Oh my... Don't take it too far my dear. It was probably a teeny tic-tac sized pun.
tara0927 3
@ #23 You smart ass dumb ****! It won't solve his lice problems but it will prevent her from getting the bugs. Get a brain.
lucedelsoleee 0
#26, get over yourself. You'd dump a guy that you've been with for TWO years just for your hair? Right now my hair is half an inch long. I had to buzz because I fought lice for 10 months. Hair shouldn't matter and it shouldn't be such a big part of your life. Hair doesn't make you for who you are.
Hughmadd 0
29, You missed my whole point entirely. No, I'm not defending the boyfriend, because once again, he's pretty clueless to think that lice is only in females. Of course only women have periods, it was an example. Yeah, the boyfriend is pretty stupid, and lazy, and a complete idiot, but he sure the hell isn't sexist.
missvee98324 0
you are the dumb shit because you can't spell you're correctly.
dropdeadtrollin 0
@38 There are two options, 1 he only thinks woman get lice because some one told him so or he thinks woman only get it because he thinks woman are lower then men? Or he is in self denial and that was his go to (belittling woman) so I'm going to say he's a bit sexist.
sourgirl101 29
I just want to thank everyone that's using people by their "number". It makes it so much easier to figure out who's bitching out who.(:
Hughmadd 0
42, that makes sense, when you really take time to think about all the possible options going that went through his mind, but my first thought was that he sucked at gender anatomy.
Molkerei 0
Baby Pandas. I know that was a bit off topic but there was so much anger in these posts so i had to lighten it up.
Hellooomindyy 0
#37, so you should live with head lice for 10 months or longer because the boyfriend that's supposed to love you refuses to treat the bugs in HIS hair? Your crazy and any other female or male that's hygenic would agree with me. That is such a nasty to be willing to put up with when you can easily solve the problem.
Hellooomindyy 0
nasty thing*
MrCalves 1
I don't like 58. How can I solve this problem?
omfgrofl1337 0
Must've been a lot of paddling because everyone seems to be butthurt and ready to bitch...
MsTakenByBieber 0
37, hair does make u who u r. U buzzed it off, so now ur a dumb bitch with nothing up there.
valri3 0
Yea dumb him...not long will you see an FML about "Today my girlfriend dumb me because I have a head condition. FML"
beautiful_brunet 3
79 you obviously don't understand how horrible head lice is. I spent a year with it before putting kerosine in it to kill them. but your hair doesn't define who you are as a person. Granted it helps but it shouldn't be the main thing
lucedelsoleee 0
#58, read #47's post. People who have lice aren't unhygenic and you're stupid for not doing your research. And its certainly not always 'easy' to solve the problem. It boils down to you'd pick your hair over a boyfriend of two years... makes me wonder what kind of person you are...
mintcar 10
Wow, am I pathetic for reading this on my study break? It was mildly entertaining
barbarianDonkey 0
everybody love everybody
Hellooomindyy 0
86, When your hair grows back, you can honestly tell me you would be fine with your boyfriend having lice but refusing to treat it? Meaning you will get it again and possibly have to shave it again. I don't think I'm very vain in saying that if he has no respect for ME, at least enough to treat his hair since it can be passed on then why stay with him and sacrafice your hair? Besides I already know the decision my boyfriend would make if I asked him treat his hair. So technically in the end I myself will not be leaving my boyfriend, but I think the OP should if her boyfriend was serious. I just wanted to add, that I don't really care what kind of person you think I am, your not the first or last bitch to dislike me. You have your opinions, and I have my own.
fakeaccountX 6
He was obviously wrong, it's "men don't have rice."
brightnite 0
I thunk the hate is overflow from the lesbian post. lol closed comments
irockfendergirl 0
79- That's pretty sad that you think hair makes you who you are. Basically you have no personality then. Wow, pretty shallow. I feel sorry for you.
dre_bro11 12
best solution is to tell him that you have crabs and until he treats his lice, you won't treat your crabs
seekingawug 0
He's an idiot. Definitely dump him.
Lifeisntfair13 0
ewwwwwwwww. Sucks for you OP
iSitt 0
tell him bald is in
Somemadbloke1 1
well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.
mfmylifesrsly 30
agreed. if he really was a man he'd admit he needed treatment and not make up something dumb like that
mattrules44 0
-20 why does he need to be a man to do that? Being an idiot is not dependent on gender
osamabinhiding 0
****
Fa7_fml 0
Your man is too stupid to be a man.
mfmylifesrsly 30
agreed. real men arnt stupid and make up dumb shit like that
MasterE56 4
true
machiko_fml 0
You should just shave it all off when he's asleep.
Trace01m 11
I am so with this!
franwins0827 7
Agreed! Make like Delilah and shave that man's head!
maddie1317 0
lice lives in your scalp so shaving doesnt help
Hellooomindyy 0
lol
silentsniper441 0
but it makes them easier to get rid of
stevenJB 25
When lice start burrowing into your scalp it becomes a serious medical issue. This is only present during a long, untreated case.
Doortje 30
They do like clean hair..
Yarrachel 16
Men are lice!!! jk
unidentified_sta 5
You must be wrong then.