Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.
schpanki 11
You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.
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Comments (261)
Jamicianprince 1
Well no more sex for him quitter
jesscarrr 10
OP: "hey babe wanna have sex??" OP's Boyfriend: "sure, will there be CoD?"
hannahcorrine 0
Well, I can't blame him. They are hard to get off
Palirose 22
Honestly, he probably chickened out more. But that's why you only should have sex when you are absolutely ready.
EvilPotato 15
If at first you're boyfriend doesn't succeed, then let me try.
mgsoloist 14
His pride was probably hurt and gave up.
Jamicianprince 1
It's not hard
ShakeMeDown 12
OP just don't wear a bra anymore.
ry_ry7 4
Maybe he is actually interested in dudes...
SolanumX 6
Haha... Ragequit.
You_Need_Soap 6
Um, I'm pretty sure you don't need a bra off in order to have sex. I'm just going to roll my eyes at you for good measure.
auzzrage 1
ydi for being in the same room as a video game and expecting it to end differently
dre_bro11 12
Don't blame your bf OP; Unclipping a bra I like solving a rubiks cube.
Jamicianprince 1
No its not
auzzrage 1
maybe he was so excited taking off the bra he jizzed and moved on?
Pslcybn5 7
To uncoordinated N00bs they are! Practice makes perfect
SuperKnuckels 6
cod is stupid.
saIty 17
Well does take an expert to take it off with one's mouth.
Epsilonyx 15
Or you could just go beast-mode and rip it off, man. That's what I'd do.
AllTiimeLow 1
I see what you did there.
Grimmerie 31
An expert? Damn, I should make it my career, then.
Msagrera 5
Dr. Bra remover, your clients can see u now
DynamicDave 11
In his defense, bras are pretty complex.
tanneriscool 2
Couldn't think of anything to say could you 29... Smh.
Leeshawbrown 3
Wow. Not knowing how to undo a bra... It's so freaking simple, not damn rocket science -_-
gogreen8856 0
why would you wanna have sex with a person who can't take a piece of clothing off!!
YeaSo3 14
Well im glad yah didnt have sex because your boyfriend is clearly gay!!
schpanki 11
You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.
smellymellyy 7
It's not even difficult :L
False_Stupidity 42
They are easy, I had them figured out within 2 minutes.. I can even remove a bra with one hand now...
DerekBlaskie 6
Wow.. Cool story bro^ ps no one gives a **** abt you bragging abt how skilled you are at bra removal you ice cream truck driver pedo lookin mother ******.
Duladian 19
Mind you its easier to remove if your the one wearing it. Also a lot of bra's remove differently. Now after saying all that bra's are easy to remove. Just takes a little time the first few times then after that its a sinch.
tanneriscool 2
152 I can't even imagine a girl letting you hug her. Sorry. You just seem a little rapisty..
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
If I have trouble I giggle then move it lol but that's just me
lopezoliviajane 12
Such motivation.
awagh666 14
Yeah. ******* rule. CoD stands no chance against them.
zombicidal 11
It doesn't say CoD not all I guys like it I personally hate the game I prefer them to have plot but yeah he really shouldn't give up just like that.
henrygondorff 2
There is a Twilight Makeover game. I think that is a good possibility.
ohSNAPyall 27
Exactly. Sounds like she dodged a bullet.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Pretty much. At least we know what his attention span is now!
KatieeAdamss 17
I don't see how people find it hard! It's easy!
Right_Click 12
You're going to have to be a lot more specific than "people"... Some guys just didn't pay attention in school. "All right, children, today we're going to learn how to remove a girl's bra."
taternuts 0
5- your profile pic makes me want to eat hot dogs. Not the Chinese kind you're having though
13FTW 9
I'm always sad when I order a hot dog and theres no dog in it..
False_Stupidity 42
Your profile also says you are 13, so are you even old enough to have ever removed one to know if it's easy or not... Mind you, I agree, they are easy, im just trolling cause I can.
DerekBlaskie 6
She's a ******* girl you moron^ No shit she's taken a bra off even if it is a training you retired clown child molester looking piece of shit.
13FTW 9
153, she's a girl dumbass. Most girls wear bras by the time they are 13, or at least know how too. Your negative 60, how the **** do you know how to take a bra off? Creep.
Coolguyt2 0
Haha wow 153, what 171 said, 5 is a 13 year old girl an 13 year old girls do wear bras so she's obviously old enough to remove one, not that you even have to be a certain age to remove one dumbass. But of course you'll beg to differ on that.. since your dumbass thinks 13 year olds aren't old enough to remove bras, how old do you have to be then?
Coolguyt2 0
An 171, he knows how to remove one cuz he took his mom's off. That's the only bra he ever took off an the only one he ever will take off. An 153, stop trolling cuz your making yourself look stupid saying those dumb things
japcracker08 3
I love when people get mad at what other strangers say on the internet :)
blueberry_211 0
Hooks or snaps?
thisisafunnyname 12
that doesnt matter at all. what does mattrt is what game he started playibg
todebonekill 2
What does matter is your ability to form a coherent sentence.
auzzrage 1
no 67 what does matter is how good your life must be if you come onto the Internet to tell people to type right...
CryMoreFMLs 15
I do it all the time 71, and my life gets better with every correction.
13FTW 9
When I correct people, I get boners. And you know what they say, every1luvsboners!
The_Troller 14
Corrections give me erections!
TheCarChanel 0
Gramer can go to hell
Jammy01jams 2
TheCarChanel- oh yeah inorite communicating is so last year and so gay. Screw the grammarz. P.S. you're an idiot. Without grammar I would be able to tell you to the extent that I am how much of a moron you are. No saying **** a lot does not communicate that thought. Stop breathing my air you ignorant shit.
afulks78 11
Dumbass
MaximilianMarche 0
What would you have done?
guitgod1 11
#112 I would have had sex with my girlfreind and not stopped to play video games. Does that answer your question?
thatonename 7
Be a man and do both. :)
ppatty 0
win ^
kings1fan 6
Show him a nip! Then you'll see how quick he can take that bra off!
False_Stupidity 42
If the prospect of sex wasn't enough to divert him from a game, nothing will... Such a mood kill too
iembeautiful 2
Take if off yourself since its at the heat of the moment and later show him but on his part he suppose to want if lol he was obviously thinking about the game the whole time
NeatNit 33
Achievement still not achieved...
omgthatsosuppera 4
Do the same to him next time
babygurl91695 2
what is she supposed to do " oh sorry babe can't get your boxers off "
tp0090 2
U thought that one through didn't ya... Dumbass
gabrielbaby 9
Get him already then say you can't unbotton his pants. Sometimes I can't unbutton my bfs pants.
RedPillSucks 33
Yep. Tell him you're going to give him a ********. Say that you want to unzip his pants yourself without help. Fumble around for a while. Give up and go shopping. There's no excuse for letting his ego get in the way of good sex.