Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
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Top comments
khaldun 0
Bahahahaha.... how does trying to get your bra off at all feel like a back rub? Also, unhooking a bra is a two second ordeal while you're sober - why was he having so much trouble? o.0
arms_akimbo 0
Look, if he can't figure out how to unhook a bra, you should probably dump him because he's liable to get into a horrible accident with something simple like an egg beater. It's not safe cracking, it's a frigging bra. I can unhook the damn thing with two fingers.
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khaldun 0
Bahahahaha.... how does trying to get your bra off at all feel like a back rub? Also, unhooking a bra is a two second ordeal while you're sober - why was he having so much trouble? o.0
HeatherXCore 0
I dunno a guy I was with once worked at trying to unhook for a long time...then yelled "AUUUGH IT'S LIKE FORT KNOX!"
sfgiants2010 0
haha that's just kinda funny
jonathanbirriel 0
I have to assume that he was just trying to make you laugh. Enjoy his sense of humor, ignore his incompetence with inanimate objects.
arms_akimbo 0
Look, if he can't figure out how to unhook a bra, you should probably dump him because he's liable to get into a horrible accident with something simple like an egg beater. It's not safe cracking, it's a frigging bra. I can unhook the damn thing with two fingers.
genius_man16 1
two? i highly doubt that, unless you have massive fingers 3 is the minimum, otherwise you won't have anything to hold one strap in place and yes i can do it with 3 fingers. Just call me Joey Tribbiani.
jazzmin1997 16
#31 my ex-boyfriend could do it with two fingers and even with his mouth. Joey Tribbiani 2.0.
Jak0p 25
#31 if you know how to do two fingers is really enough. but three fingers is good as well ;)
Okeenow 0
It hards to give a back rub with the bra in the way. He was in fact being considerate ^^
Rodin_fml 0
Appreciate an honest guy, they're rare (I'm a guy).
esfml 0
more like his life is ******
Addy_fml_fml 0
Either your boyfriend is a complete noob or a witty genius. Keep him around either way
justfml 0
your boyfriend read this and is upset.. he wrote his own fml on this website i hope you can understand! my boyfriend did the same thing. its not as easy as it seems. cut him some slack for trying :)
BeautyAndBrains 0
wow, what a prick.