Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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xShannonxSammyx 7
Creepy.
amerwin 3
She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.
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Comments (185)
TrueColours 9
I'm pretty sure I asked my dad to unhook mine for me once when I'd just started wearing one. He probably just meant he helped her and it came out wrong.
ASA5G 2
okay first of all you're overreacting. you didn't stop to think that maybe his sister is just starting out with a bra and the fact that he's not a fan of incest.
megz4 4
Is anyone really a fan of incest?
XxHoodieBearxX 5
Um...how many girls ask their brothers to help put their bra on? Every girl wears one, and I just cant see that happening...
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Whatever happened to the FML about the lesbians lovers having trouble with a bra also?? It's gone. It was just after this one last night, and right now it's not showing up. O_o
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
you don't ask a man if they want to take your bra off, it makes you sound desperate. let them do it. YDI
michellecarissa 0
ha good to know he has a nice relationship with his sister..imagine what he does for his mom..
futurehonsolo 0
People are taking this way out of contex, I unhook my sister's bra whenever she ask....
VenomByte 1
Do you stand in front while taking it off?
Babay_gurl457 0
Ay Ayame01 take a chilaxitive b**** no need to call my state names and such cause we Texans are amazing and funny well 1/2 of us are the other half are weird and boring or pedifiles... :p lol blah
angelove91 0
thats creepy as hell but it's not a Texas thing to sleep with your siblings maybe Alabama or something, so quit hating on Texas!
angelove91 0
i like how yall seem to think in Texas we just have big ol **** fest with our families, hate to disappoint you but thats not really the case. just another horrible stereotype about the south but go ahead and keep thinking that cause we are a proud state and know different! :) oh and op thats really creepy and i wouldnt have stuck around to hear the explanation for that!
madseewhy 3
incest ftw!!